If you were on top of the trends in the 1990s, then you definitely own butterfly clips, jelly shoes, and of course…an American Girl doll. And since all good things from the ’90s have come back around (not you, low rise jeans), our timelines have been blessed with the American Girl doll meme.
Back in the day, whichever doll you had said so much about your personality. Or, you decided to make it the crux of your personality. But the times have changed…just like, a little bit. So these memes are giving us updates on the kind of dolls we could use today.
Instead of wannabe reporter Kit and post-World War II Molly, we’re getting the iced coffee-obsessed doll and the content calendar queens. The self-care girls who are putting in the work, and the ones fighting back on racial injustice. Oh wait, that was Melody, whose storyline is depressingly still accurate.
Here are the best American Girl doll memes to sum up our lives today, plus a few funny history moments that they missed in the first line.
The 30 Best American Girl Doll Memes
1. The fate of the community is relying on her support! And her next paycheck.
2. She definitely just finished her freshman year of college.
3. Where’s Jane Lynch when you need her?
4. The accessories for this one would be fire.
5. Sounds like a cool story. Have we heard this one before?
6. You know she makes a killer PowerPoint presentation.
7. You can currently find her listening to “Harry’s House” on repeat.
8. iykyk.
9. And she needs a podcast.
10. We need an American Girl doll for every zodiac sign.
11. *gazes longingly out the window*
12. This forehead doesn’t smooth itself.
13. The number of conversations we’ve had about cleaning our butts is shocking for not being two-years-old anymore.
14. She’s just doing her best, ok?
we need an american girl doll who forgot to take her anti-depressant for three days in a row because it’s just really hard, you know?
— Dr. Kaitlin Rasmussen (@toomanyspectra) July 19, 2022
15. We’re terrified of her. Proud…but terrified.
16. We need her, mainly so she can tell us how to explain our own jobs to our 87-year-old great aunt.
17. Is…is…this us?
18. The fact that England doesn’t have their own dolls for all the Bridgerton characters yet seems like a major marketing miss.
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— laur (@livsbrdgrton) July 21, 2022
19. Honestly the only thing that’s keeping us together.
We need an American Girl Doll who listens to Break My Soul 10+ times a day while doing her corporate job.
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) July 20, 2022
20. Where does this elusive creature live?
21. The accuracy of both of these hurts and heals our souls.
we need an american girl doll who read seven books a week as a child but now lacks the attention span to even watch a 10-minute TV show
— Dr. Kaitlin Rasmussen (@toomanyspectra) July 19, 2022
22. We’re not saying no…but hear us out: this might be a pretty short story.
23. While you’re at it, just give us a unicorn.
24. Nothing but respect for our Bible.
25. Isn’t that when everyone dyes their hair?
26. She comes with her own reusable grocery bags, Chaco sandals, and a Prius.
27. No spoilers, but…
28. The American Girl doll we need.
29. …and then survives. Right? And then she survives?!?!
30. And finally, this full circle memement:
When not sitting behind a computer writing and editing, she’s an avid runner and yogi with an RYT 200 certification. Follow her on Instagram @hannah_rex and LinkedIn.
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