Until this season, I had watched precisely one episode of The Bachelor. It was at a party and all I remember was that there was pizza and a bunch of people yelling at the TV. Kind of like we are all doing whenever Victoria is being nonsense.
Turns out, I picked the right season to start, because Matt James is pretty charming. (And hot.) Plus, he’s never been on The Bachelor before, so it’s like we’re doing it together. Anyway, here’s a bunch of funny Bachelor tweets about season 25 you might enjoy, whether you’re a part of Bachelor Nation or you literally couldn’t find anything else to watch either.
Also, “Queen” Victoria is the worst, right?
25 Funny Tweets About The Bachelor
1. Eh, she could be from Brentwood. Sorry, Brentwood.
2. Can’t they just make Katie the villain instead?
bachelor producers forcing Matt to keep Victoria so they have a villain for this season #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/kZqo8l50aR
— bach era (@sixsthirtys) January 5, 2021
3. Four Seasons Total Landscaping: the gift that keeps on giving.
4. Trying not to push the button.
5. Guys, take note.
6. Girl, get yourself an eye cream.
7. Can’t look away.
8. But why? Why?
bachelor nation when we heard victoria’s name called for the final rose #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/RDIER2xJzt
— reagan (@reaganeckley) January 5, 2021
9. But also we want that red dress. (Revolve sells it here.)
No Exceptions 🛀🏾😂😂💀 pic.twitter.com/O6AxubYYgb
— Matt James (@mattjames919) January 12, 2021
10. 😐
11. You know you’re an unproblematic Bachelor contestant when Twitter almost isn’t tweeting about you.
Best dressed in bachelor history. Can’t convince me otherwise. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/2iWwJosPhJ
— Kenn (@kenn_doll21) January 5, 2021
12. Is Tyler Jesus? Help a newbie out.
13. Ok we found one tiny issue with Matt.
14. What she said.
Congrats Victoria you got the producer drama rose!!!! #TheBachelor
— Demi Burnett (@demi_burnett) January 5, 2021
15. Matt is going to be apologizing to Bri’s mom for a while.
Same energy #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/SHgpSi6yRz
— Matt’s New Peloton (@MattsNewPeloton) January 12, 2021
16. We have suddenly forgotten how to form words.
Bach Pro Tip #457: You get roughly 5 minutes to knock out as many push-ups as possible before the shirt comes off 🛀🏾😂😂 pic.twitter.com/ps2N5ILOhQ
— Matt James (@mattjames919) January 12, 2021
17. Abigail, we’re rooting for you!
18. The Bachelor producers totally weren’t trying to create drama.
Let's just all remember this started because Matt gave Marylynn an orchid and Victoria felt threatened by a flower #TheBachelor
— random stan (@late_stan_) January 12, 2021
19. She’s the CEO, CFO, King, did we miss anything?
20. Once more into the breach!
Me: “I hate drama.”
Also me when the drama starts: #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/G0hq2m3J1p— Nick Viall (@viallnicholas28) January 12, 2021
21. Someone send him some help.
22. But it was delicious…
23. Whoops, got distracted again.
No Exceptions 🛀🏾😂😂💀 pic.twitter.com/O6AxubYYgb
— Matt James (@mattjames919) January 12, 2021
24. The teacher is totally going to catch us.
25. Please?
The girls every time Victoria talks #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/rnSI0KDumq
— Alyssa Brigiotta (@lysbrigiotta) January 12, 2021
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