Beach season is upon us, and we’re fully committed to having fun in the water this summer, so allow us to get you “current” on some of our favorite beach and ocean puns!
Got one we should hear? Add it in the comments!
15 Beach Puns for Summer
1. The monocle seems a bit much, but you do you, fishy.
2. You expect us to choose between a mai tai and a pina colada? We’ll have both, obviously.
3. It’s a little shellfish of us to include one of our favorite mugs, but that’s just how we roll.
4. It’s a pun inside a pun inside a pun. Maybe. We can’t count.
5. This isn’t exactly subtle but…
6. Another crab pun? This one might hurt a little.
7. Some people always look a little salty. Even at the beach.
8. What’s the Wave-Fi password?
9. That’s not true! Pirates definitely know “arr”!
10. Ok, this one’s just crappie.
11. This one, however, is killer.
12. Share this shark pun with your chums.
13. This one’s so bad it’s a sin.
14. We’re suckers for squids!
Well, aren’t you a little crabby?