Stocking stuffers for men can be tricky. You don’t want to fill the stocking with a bunch of stuff he won’t use that ends up costing you a fortune. He doesn’t want more ties or another wallet. But you also don’t want to buy anything too expensive. And, of course, the gifts have to fit in a giant sock, so golf clubs are out. As are vacuums.
Here are the best stocking stuffers ideas for guys that include trivia games, a beer calendar, and of course, chocolate.
20 Best Stocking Stuffer Ideas for Men
1. Blue Light Blocking Glasses
Stocking stuffers have a tendency to be the kinds of things you wouldn’t be mad at your Roomba for sucking up. These blue light blocking glasses would present your Roomba with quite a challenge. But she can do it, couldn’t you girl?
Available on Amazon.
2. Professional Poker Chips Set
We’re willing to bet a Twix bar that he’ll love these poker chips.
Available on Amazon.
3. Burt’s Bees Moisturizing Lip Kit
He’ll probably lose three of chapsticks in same portal that ate all of your bobby pins, but the one he manages to hold onto will be a lip lifesaver.
Available on Amazon.
4. Engraved Rock Stocking Stuffer
It’s one step up from coal, one step down from a nice paperweight.
Available on Amazon.
5. Poo-Pourri Toilet Spray
A not-so-subtle reminder for him that doubles as a gift for you. And your dinner guests.
Available on Amazon.
6. Clean Screen Wizard Microfiber Cleaning Cloths
His MacBook will never be the same after last year’s coffee spill. But at least it will sparkle and shine as it merrily malfunctions and deletes all of his hard work.
Available on Amazon.
7. Beer Trivia Mini Calendar 2022
We know we’d be hoppy to get this in our stocking. What, not subtle enough?
Available on Etsy.
8. Beard King Beard Apron
We all know who was the real culprit behind the clogged pipes fiasco of 2021. Next year? Beard apron.
Available on Amazon.
9. Jack’s Links Beef Jerky
Give the man in your life what he wants. Fresh bacon in a stocking feels unhygienic and sticky, so this beef jerky will have to do.
Available on Amazon.
10. Waffle Knit Beanie
Fun fact: they’re called beanies because in the 20th century, the word ‘bean’ was a nickname for ‘head.’ It’s better than calling them brainies, we suppose.
Available on Etsy.
11. Sneaker Ball Deodorizer
Sneaker balls work might kill the aroma of your stinky gym shoes, but they don’t kill the bacteria. So showering is still essential. Just FYI.
Available on Amazon.
12. Animal Socks
Put some socks in his stocking for a super meta gift. Don’t forget to sacrifice one to the washing machine gods.
Available on Amazon.
13. Kanoodle Genius Brain Game
For the nerdy dude in your life, a brain game will keep him occupied on Christmas. It’s a great way to distract him from the fact that you forgot to get him the one thing he asked for. Blame it on the supply chain.
Available on Amazon.
14. Baseball Bottle Opener
This bottle opener is made from a real baseball, and it’s magnetic so the bottle cap won’t fly off and hit someone in the eye. Ralphie’s mom has enough to worry about already.
Available on Etsy.
15. Trivia Set
Answering these trivia questions are a good distraction from hearing Aunt Janine talk about her investment portfolio again.
Available on Amazon.
16. Lightsaber Chopsticks
Sure, you could get him a real lightsaber. But you just got that nice vase from Anthropologie. These chopsticks are a safe bet, instead.
Available on Amazon.
17. Hot Stuff Coming Through Apron
Hype him up, even though we all know the real hot stuff is his famous buffalo chicken dip.
Available on Etsy.
18. Personalized Golf Balls
Now the fish will know who is responsible for all the new decorations in their home.
Available on Amazon.
19. Honest Amish Beard Balm
If you love his beard, help him condition it with this beard balm.
Available on Amazon.
20. Beer Bottle Holder for Shower
If you haven’t had a shower beer in a while add that to your list of things to do in 2022. And add “soapy” to the list of adjectives you can use to describe it.
Available on Etsy.
When she's not typing away on her laptop, you can find Laura working on her MBA at Boston College, listening to Taylor Swift, or sweating it out at an OrangeTheory class. Follow her on Instagram @LauraKristine21 and LinkedIn.
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