13 Funny Bone Puns You’re Sure to Find Humerus

You have 206 bones in your body, and they each do something different. We’d give you some examples, but we weren’t really paying attention in biology because we were too busy LOLing at the word “coccyx.” So instead, we’ll give you some bone puns.

If you want more spooky puns, you’ll die for these vampire puns and Halloween puns!

13 Anatomically Correct Bone Puns

1. Let’s get the OG of bone puns out of the way right now.

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2. This one’s only for the thigh-ly skilled punsters.


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3. Just make sure to save room for cake.

4. This pun is so bad it’s a shin.

5. When you’re feeling a little cheesy.

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6. Give them a break — they’re bone tired!

7. Maybe it should sit this one out.

8. When you want to get straight to the point.

9. With a side of corn(y) bread.

10. No one knees this.

11. Throw your hands in the air…

12. It’s ok, he stayed home and hung out with the skeletons in his closet.

13. Don’t worry, we’ve got your back! What? It’s right here.

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Tyler is a writer and musician based in the Midwest. His work has appeared on Cracked, The Agony Booth, Robot Butt, and Points In Case. He enjoys music, pets, and fancy drinks. You can find him on Twitter at @dangercake666

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