You have 206 bones in your body, and they each do something different. We’d give you some examples, but we weren’t really paying attention in biology because we were too busy LOLing at the word “coccyx.” So instead, we’ll give you some bone puns.
If you want more spooky puns, you’ll die for these vampire puns and Halloween puns!
13 Anatomically Correct Bone Puns
1. Let’s get the OG of bone puns out of the way right now.
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2. This one’s only for the thigh-ly skilled punsters.
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3. Just make sure to save room for cake.
4. This pun is so bad it’s a shin.
5. When you’re feeling a little cheesy.
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6. Give them a break — they’re bone tired!
7. Maybe it should sit this one out.
8. When you want to get straight to the point.
9. With a side of corn(y) bread.
10. No one knees this.
11. Throw your hands in the air…
12. It’s ok, he stayed home and hung out with the skeletons in his closet.
13. Don’t worry, we’ve got your back! What? It’s right here.
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Make no bones about it, some of these are pretty awful. Awfully good!
Tibia honest, I agree.
Tibia honest, I agree.
These ARE slightly humerus, in fact, they may just take the e crown!
all the bones were awfully humerus, hope you don’t mind me using them to teach English to middle eastern, left my account if you’d like to see how it turned out & thank you so much for the laughs <3