Sure, he’s hot. He’s also about to be in hot water.
Polyam is short for polyamorous. See, you already learned something new.
You won’t be able to look your rubber ducky in the eye again.
How do you politely tell him to hurry it up already?
These are the toys you’re looking for.
If you didn’t know your vee from your kitchen table, now you do.
Finally, a device that will make you actually want to do your Kegels.
First step: someone get that dude a nightstand.