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These Christmas Puns And Jokes Are Tree-Mendous

By Ashley Hubbard | December 14, 2022 | Leave a Comment
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The holiday season brings so many fun things to look forward to. There’s baking cookies, picking out the best ugly Christmas sweater, and of course, avoiding fruit cake at all costs. But there’s always a bit more holiday cheer to embrace, and these Christmas puns and jokes will warm up any Grinch.

These funny Christmas sayings are perfect for sharing your holiday photos on Instagram, including in the Christmas cards you send, or for answering the phone Buddy the Elf style.

Well, if you ever actually answered the phone, that is.

 

The Best Christmas Puns and Jokes

Christmas Puns

  • Your presents is requested.
  • The Christmas alphabet has noel.
  • Yule be sorry.
  • Resting Grinch Face.
  • I’m feelin’ pine.
  • Fir sure.

Christmas Puns Jokes - Christmas Presents

  • But wait – there’s myrrh.
  • Time to spruce things up.
  • How rude-olf you.
  • Christmas is my favorite glow up.
  • Have your elf a merry little Christmas.

Christmas Puns Jokes - Christmas Tree

  • Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
  • Let’s take an elfie.
  • Christmas is lit.
  • I’m s-mitten.
  • Stocking up on our favorite holiday treats.

Christmas Puns Jokes - Elf Hanging on a Christmas Tree

  • Let’s get this (ginger)bread.
  • Everything looks in peppermint condition.
  • Have a tree-mendous Christmas.
  • Make it rein.
  • Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.

Christmas Puns Jokes - Christmas Tree Reflection on a Christmas Ball

  • It’s the most wonderful time for a beer!
  • I have the final sleigh.
  • I love you from head to mistletoe.
  • Simply having a wonderful Christmas thyme.
  • Hold me close, tiny Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen!
  • That’s a wrap.
  • That look soots you.
  • Claus I said so!

Christmas Puns Jokes - Christmas Village

 

Christmas Jokes and One-Liners

  • Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much? She sleighs.
  • What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown.
  • What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
  • What do you call a reindeer ghost? Cari-boo!
  • What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band? The Who!

Christmas Puns Jokes - Reindeers

  • What’s the absolute best Christmas present? A broken drum — you can’t beat it!
  • What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? Wait, there’s myrrh.
  • What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-it is.
  • What do grapes sing at Christmas? ‘Tis the season to be jelly.
  • What do you call an elf that can sing? A wrapper.

Christmas Puns Jokes - Three Wise Kings

  • What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
  • How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas spirit? Nurse them back to elf.
  • Why was the candy cane so expensive? It was in mint condition.
  • What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!
  • Did you hear about the group of reindeer who got into trouble? Yeah, I herd.

Christmas Puns Jokes - Candy Cane

  • Why did the elf win the argument about his ears? He had some good points.
  • What do you say when you give someone a set of spices for Christmas? Season’s greetings.
  • What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
  • What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies.
  • What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
  • Why does everyone love Frosty the snowman? He’s cool.
  • What’s the least trustworthy Christmas dessert? Mince spies.

Christmas Puns Jokes - Three Snow Men

 

Santa Claus Jokes

  • How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer.
  • Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
  • What’s Santa’s favorite fruit? (Sugar)plums.
  • What was Santa’s favorite subject in school? Chemis-tree!
  • What did the English teacher call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Christmas Puns Jokes - Santa Klaus and Christmas Trees

  • Which of Santa’s friends is the most chill? Jack Frost.
  • How do elves respond when Santa takes attendance? “Present!”
  • What’s red and white and falls down chimneys? Santa Klutz!
  • How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm? His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
  • Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks!

Christmas Puns Jokes - Starbucks Cup Hanging on a Christmas Tree

  • What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle? It must have reindeer.
  • How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house.
  • What does Santa do when the reindeer drive too fast? Hold on for deer life.
  • Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney? Because it soots him.
  • What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
  • How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.

Christmas Puns Jokes - Santa Klaus Carrying Gifts

  • What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”? Santa walking backward!
  • What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip? Crisp Pringles!
  • What is Santa’s primary language? North Polish.
  • What is Santa’s favorite kind of candy? Jolly ranchers.

 

Christmas Tree Jokes

  • What did the Christmas tree do after its bank closed? It started its own branch.
  • How do Christmas trees get their email? They log-on.
  • What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm? May the forest be with you!
  • What do you call cutting down a Christmas tree? Christmas chopping!
  • Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They have too many needles.

Christmas Puns Jokes - Christmas Tree On Top of Car

  • Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer? Spruce Springsteen.
  • What do they sing to Christmas trees at their retirement parties? Fir he’s a jolly good fellow, fir he’s a jolly good fellow…
  • What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you!
  • What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad? A pineapple!
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Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard is a freelance writer and creator. As a Let's Eat Cake contributor, she covers all things related to Starbucks, nails, entertainment news, pop culture trends, and more. Additionally, she regularly writes interview-based celebrity stories for Coping with Cancer magazine and has written for other publications, including Roadtrippers, Greatist, and Healthline. She has also been featured by Impact Travel Alliance as a creative who is transforming travel, and by Matador Network as a vegan travel blogger you should be following on Instagram. 

Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted. 

When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
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