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17 Funny Luggage Tags to Briefly Distract You from the Nightmare of Commercial Air Travel

By Kelsey Frey | October 29, 2019 | Updated on November 15, 2020 | Leave a Comment
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funny luggage tags

Let’s be real — you didn’t spend all that time searching for the perfect hardside luggage just to ID your bag with a boring black luggage tag. (Or worse, those free paper tags from the check-in counter. Who uses those tags? Probably the same people who clap when the plane lands.) You need a funny luggage tag that reflects who you are as a person.

Want your bag to stand out on the baggage carousel? These fly luggage tags (puns always intended) will make you feel like you actually have your stuff together, even if you’re not so much “sauntering through the airport” as you are “sprinting because you overslept.”

We’ve rounded up our favorite funny luggage tags that are sure to get the TSA staff to crack a smile. (Just kidding. Not a chance. But at least you’ll know you’re funnier than everyone else at baggage claim!)

17 Fantastic Funny Luggage Tags

1. OMG BECKY Luggage Tag, $9.50
Let Becky know to keep her good hair (and her mitts) away from your bag.funny luggage tags - omg becky look it's my bag

2. Romaine Calm Luggage Tag, $14.95
A good reminder to eat your veggies. A celery stick in your Bloody Mary totally counts.funny luggage tags - romaine calm

3. Needed 4 Outfits Luggage Tag, $15
Okay, so you never got around to creating that travel capsule wardrobe like you meant to… but at least you’ll have three different parkas to choose from on your Cuban vacay, right?funny luggage tags - needed 4 outfits packed 25

 

4. Baggage Luggage Tag, $9.50
Perfect for warding off that creepy dude in 15E. These are my peanuts, sir.funny luggage tags - you can't handle my baggage

 

5. Nacho Bag Tag, $9.99
What’s better than nachos? Nacho puns! Actually, no, nachos are better. But we still love this funny luggage tag — even if it tastes terrible. (We tried dipping it in queso. It didn’t help.) funny luggage tags - nacho bag

 

6. “I Licked It” Luggage Tag, $11.60
Yes, Karen, I really licked it. Wait. Put the Lysol down.funny luggage tags - i licked it so it's mine

 

7. Ketchup Luggage Tag, $9.50
For the person who really, really, really loves ketchup.funny luggage tags - tomato ketchup packet tag

 

8. Buy Me Pizza Luggage Tag, $9.50
Our luggage has the weirdest demands.
funny luggage tags - buy me pizza tell me i'm pretty

 

9. Wrong Black Bag Luggage Tag, $9.71
Keep your baggage safe from those basic bitches.funny luggage tags - yours is the other black bag

 

10. Caffeine and Mascara Luggage Tag, $9.50
Well…everything except falling asleep on a plane.funny luggage tags - all things possible coffee mascara

 

11. Big Bags Luggage Tag, $9.50
Those other travelers can’t deny.funny luggage tags - i like big bags and i cannot lie

 

12. British Pound Luggage Tag, $9.50
Get ready to be showered with compliments like “that’s not valid currency” and “no, really, you can’t use that to pay for your fish and chips.”
funny luggage tags

 

13. Star Wars Darth Vader Luggage Tag, $15.99
May the force be with you. More importantly, may your luggage end up in the same city you do.funny luggage tags - darth vader may luggage be with you

 

14. World Traveler Luggage Tags, $13.72
Put these high-maintenance tags on your bag, grab your giant sunglasses, and strut through the TSA Precheck line like you didn’t live off ramen for the last three weeks so you could go traveling.funny luggage tags - vacation mode power trip excess baggage

 

15. “That’s All” Luggage Tag, $7.47
Cue Miranda Priestly. Wait, no, don’t cue her. She scares us.funny luggage tags - yes i've arrived that's all

 

16. Grumpy Cat Luggage Tag, $9.99
Doing his duty to ward off potential bag thieves from the great beyond.funny luggage tags - grumpy cat tag

 

17. Random Crap Luggage Tag, $11.95
Throw ’em off the scent the next time you’re smuggling gold bars in your bag.funny luggage tags - random crap inside not your suitcase

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Kelsey Frey
Kelsey Frey
Kelsey Frey is a writer at Let's Eat Cake. She currently covers nail trends and nail art, but has also written about travel, food, and drinks. She has a travel blog, Sights Better Seen, and has written for publications like Campspot and International Living.

When she's not busy writing, Kelsey spends her time outdoors as much as possible, whether that's hiking, camping, or jumping into the nearest body of water. Follow her on Instagram @sightsbetterseen.
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