Halloween is coming. No matter if you’re dressing up as a couple, feeling a bit punny, or going as your favorite drink, you’re gonna need some Halloween Instagram captions so you can prove you did it by posting it on Instagram. Don’t look at us. We didn’t make the societal rules. We just blindly follow them.
If you’re one too many witches’ brews in, the last thing you need to be doing is figuring out your punny Instagram caption. So, here are dozens of Halloween captions at your disposal. And, if you’re looking for even more spooky inspo, here’s some Halloween jokes and Halloween hashtags.
178 Halloween Instagram Captions
Straight to the Point Halloween Captions
- “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” – Tim Burton
- Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.
- I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween.
- Psst…This isn’t a costume.
- Hey, pumpkin!
- It’s always Halloween inside my head.
- This is the one time a year I could truly be myself.
- Killin’ it.
- Fright Night.
- Halloween puns are so corny.
Halloween Instagram Captions for that Costume Pic
- Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
- New face, who ‘dis?
- Putting the ‘boo’ in booty.
- HalloQueen.
- Drop dead gorgeous.
- Bad and boo-jee.
- Feel Like Makin’ a Deal With the Devil?
- Sweet like candy.
- Every angel has a devilish side.
- Catch me on the dark side.
- Angel by day. Devil by night.
Halloween Party Captions
- I’m here for the boos.
- I’m the ghostest with the mostest.
- Let’s get (pumpkin) smashed.
- More boos, please.
- Eat, drink & be scary.
- Hey, boo, let’s get sheet-faced.
- Trick or tequila.
- Pick your poison.
- BYOBoos
- Here for the b👻👻ze.
For You and Your BFF
- Too cute to spook.
- Hot ghoul Halloween.
- Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
- With the boo crew.
- Twinning 👯
- Ghouls just wanna have fun.
- #SquadGhouls
- Where my ghouls at?
- With the boo crew.
- You’re in ghoul company.
- Boo, Felicia.
- Wicked awesome friends.
Halloween Captions for You and Your Boo
- Forever your Zom-bae.
- You’re the treat to my trick.
- I’m happy you didn’t ghost me, because now you’re my boo.
- You really make me *bat* my eyes.
- You’ve caught me in your web.
- Me and my boo 👻.
- Let’s give em pumpkin to talk about.
- The pumpkin to my spice.
- ‘Til 💀 do us part.
- He’s trapped in my 🕸
- I’ll never 👻 you.
Doggone Good Ones
- Hallow Howl-o-ween!
- Trick or treat, smell my…paw.
- Trick or treat, motherpupper.
- Looking fur-ocious.
- Did you say treat?
- Looking pawsitively bootiful.
- Scaredy cats get tricked – good dogs get treats.
- Howl you doin’?
- Bone to be wild.
- No more treats? This is unBOOlievable.
Witch Captions
- You better work, witch.
- Just a broom and a little perfume.
- 99 problems but a witch ain’t one.
- Keep calm and carry a wand.
- Straight Outta Salem
- Hocus Pocus and chill?
- 100 percent that witch.
- If the broom fits, fly it.
- Witch better have my candy.
- You say witch like it’s a bad thing.
- Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.
- Not going to eat candy? That’s witchful thinking.
- Bugs and hisses, witches!
- Only bad witches can drive stick.
- Witch, please.
- Hocus pocus, I need coffee to focus.
- I put a spell on you.
- What’s up, my witches?
- It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.
- A wee bit wicked.
- This is where the magic happens.
- Double, double toil and trouble!
- This witch likes wine.
- Something wicked this way comes.
- I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.
- Mischief managed.
- Be witched!
- If the broom fits, fly it.
- This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
- Don’t make me get the flying monkeys.
- Hocus pocus and chill?
- If you think I’m a witch, you should meet my sister.
- A real witch is nothing without her ghoulfriends.
- Not every witch lives in Salem.
- Basic witch.
- This is my magic happy potion.
- All my best ghoulfriends are total witches.
- “By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.” — William Shakespeare
- Drink up, witches.
- If you can’t stir with the big girls, you can always step away from the cauldron.
- Don’t make me drop a house on you.
- Resting Witch Face
Ghost Captions
- Creepin’ it real!
- I’m a haunt mess.
- Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!
- If you’ve got it, haunt it.
- Had a spooktacular night!
- Are you afraid of the dark?
- Hey, boo-tiful.
- Shake your BOOty.
- Let’s get spooky.
- Boo-in it for the ‘gram.
- #HotGhoulFall.
- Who you gonna 📞? 👻busters!
Vampire Captions
- Fangs for the memories.
- Sorry, you just don’t seem like my blood type.
- You make me batty.
- Having a bloody good time.
- Have a fang-tastic night!
- Bite me.
- Straight outta coffin.
Film Quotes from Your Favorite Halloween Films
- “Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” — Halloweentown
- “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” — Hocus Pocus
- “I am the pumpkin king!” — The Nightmare Before Christmas
- “Being normal is vastly overrated.” — Halloweentown
- “It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.” — Hocus Pocus
- “Wanna play?” — Child’s Play
- “I’m a ghost with the most, babe.” — Beetlejuice
- “What’s your favorite scary movie?” — Scream
- “It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” — Halloween
- “I am beautiful. Boys will love me!” — Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
- “Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” — It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
- “It’s showtime.” — Beetlejuice
- “We are the weirdos, Mister.” — The Craft
- “Use iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends.” — Hocus Pocus
- “I’m a mouse, duh.” — Mean Girls
- “Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!” — Hocus Pocus
- “I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.” — Rocky Horror Picture Show
- “There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” — The Nightmare Before Christmas
- “I’ll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color.” — Morticia Addams, The Addams Family
Lyrics from Your Favorite Halloween Songs
- “I know if I’m haunting you, you must be haunting me” – “Haunted” by Beyoncé
- “Freaks come out at night” –”Freaks Come Out at Night” by Whodini
- “I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine” – “I Put a Spell on You” by Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
- “Who runs the world? Ghouls!” – “Run the World” by Beyoncé, with a spooky adaptation
- “Never fully dressed without a wand” —”Never Fully Dressed” from Annie, with a Halloween twist
- “I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that witch” – inspired by “Truth Hurts” by Lizzo
- “Boo’d up” —”Boo’d Up” by Ella Mai
- “It’s nightmare on Elm Street and guess who’s playing Freddy?”—”My Chick Bad” by Ludacris ft. Nicki Minaj
- “You coulda had a bad witch” – inspired by “Truth Hurts” by Lizzo
- “Am I scaring you tonight?” –”Disturbia” by Rihanna
- “Mask off” –”Mask Off” by Future
- “Cause baby now we got bad blood.” —Taylor Swift, “Bad Blood”
A Few Other Halloween Caption Ideas
- I’ve seen Stranger Things.
- Bone Appétit.
- Howl about them apples?
- Creature feature.
- Mons-terrific.
- Bad to the bone.
- There’s a new cat on the block.
- I don’t need no body.
- A nightmare before coffee.
Ashley Hubbard is a freelance writer and creator. As a Let's Eat Cake contributor, she covers all things related to Starbucks, nails, entertainment news, pop culture trends, and more. Additionally, she regularly writes interview-based celebrity stories for Coping with Cancer magazine and has written for other publications, including Roadtrippers, Greatist, and Healthline. She has also been featured by Impact Travel Alliance as a creative who is transforming travel, and by Matador Network as a vegan travel blogger you should be following on Instagram.
Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted.
When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted.
When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
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