When it comes to scaring your neighbors this spooky season, let us help with this collection of bad Halloween puns.
Because, while we can’t hang lights to save our soul, we can give you plenty of jokes you can share with your friends. (Or enemies!) Here are 17 to get you started. And, if you want more, check out our bone puns, vampire puns, and Halloween hashtags.
1. Get it ghouls!
2. We’re trying to stay pawsitive, but this doesn’t look good.
3. Witch better have my whiskey.
5. That’s the spirit!
6. French is such a boo-ti-ful language.
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7. You know it’s true :sips pumpkin spice latte:
8. Tfw you tag something with you and your ghoul friends. Follow Marie Saba on Instagram for more punny pies!
10.Well orange you pretty?
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11. We’re dreadful before coffee.
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12. When you need a boo-st.
13. This pun was supplies-ing.
14. Time to tear it up!
15. Manual trans-witch-ion.
16. High probability you’ll get this one.