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These Are the Best Hocus Pocus Quotes, And We Won’t Take Any Questions

By Hannah Rex | September 15, 2022 | Leave a Comment
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When it comes to iconic Halloween movies, there’s no question that Hocus Pocus is on the list. It may not be as scary as Friday the 13th or keep you awake at night like Nightmare On Elm Street. But sometimes you just want a good, wholesome movie about witches eating children, and that’s okay! Plus, it’s extremely memorable, as is proven by all of these Hocus Pocus quotes.

From the Sanderson sisters to Thackery Binx, these legendary quotes are part of the reason that this movie is so great. Not only are they hilarious, but some are pretty relatable, too!

Okay maybe not the one about eating a child on toast. But definitely the one about being annoyed by overly cheery mornings. Especially after one too many cups of witches brew.
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So, whether it’s October or just another day with your idiot sisters, enjoy the best of these Hocus Pocus quotes.

 

The 37 Best Hocus Pocus Quotes

1. “It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” — Dani

 

2. “You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one on toast!” — Winifred Sanderson

 

3. “Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” — Winifred Sanderson

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4. “Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.” – Allison

 

5. “You lit the black flamed candle?” — Cop

 

6. “Dost thou comprehend?” — Winifred Sanderson

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7. “Dead man’s toe, dead man’s toe! Dead, dead, dead!” — Sarah Sanderson

 

8. “Damn, damn, damn! Double damn.” — Winifred Sanderson

 

9. “He’s a good zombie.” — Max

 

10. “I put a spell on you and now you’re mine.” — Winifred Sanderson

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12. “Don’t get your knickers in a twist! We’re just three kindly old spinster ladies.” — Winifred Sanderson

 

13. I love you, jerkface.” — Dani

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13. “Thackery Binx, thou mangy feline. Still alive?” — Winifred Sanderson

 

14. “Say what you want! Just don’t breathe on me.” — Max

 

15. “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” — Max

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16. “Sisters, All Hallow’s Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!” — Winifred Sanderson

 

17. “Everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy.” — Max

 

18. “Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok.” — The Sanderson Sisters

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19. “I’ll have your guts for garters, girl!” — Winifred Sanderson

 

20. “I suggest we form a calming circle.” — Mary Sanderson

 

21. “Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?” — Winifred Sanderson

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22. Get off me you thundering oafs!” — Winifred Sanderson

 

23. “Bubble, bubble, I’m in trouble.” — Bus driver

 

24. “I am beautiful! Boys will love me!” — Sarah Sanderson

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25. “Well, I don’t know. Cat’s got my tongue.” — Winifred Sanderson

 

26. “My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow’s Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. Oh, oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine!” — Winifred Sanderson

 

27. “I smell children.” – Mary Sanderson

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28. “Oh, cheese and crust! He’s lost his head. Damn that Thackery Binx!” — Winifred Sanderson

29. “You’ve messed with the great and powerful Max! Now you must suffer the consequences. I’m going to summon the burning rain of death!” — Max

 

30. ““Twist the bones and bend the back. Trim him of his baby fat. Give him fur,black as black. Just like thisssssss.” — Sanderson Sisters

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31. “They’re very health-conscious in Los Angeles.” — Ernie “Ice”

 

32. “Hang him on a hook and let me play with him!” — Sarah Sanderson

 

33. “Come, we fly!” — Winifred Sanderson

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34. “You’re going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats.” — Thackery Binx

 

35. “I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!” — Bus Driver

 

36. “My lucky rat tail!” — Sarah Sanderson

 

37. “Goodbye, cruel world.” — Winifred Sanderson

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Hannah Rex is Let’s Eat Cake’s Executive Editor. She has a background in journalism, content marketing, and SEO writing. She currently covers entertainment news, food news and trends, pop culture trends, and more. In addition to Let’s Eat Cake, she has written for companies including Beachbody, FitPlan, Soothe, and Her Campus. She also manages Let’s Eat Cake’s Instagram and weekly newsletters.

When not sitting behind a computer writing and editing, she’s an avid runner and yogi with an RYT 200 certification. Follow her on Instagram @hannah_rex and LinkedIn.
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