We love a good meal, so we’re celebrating with a taco and sausage night. Well, so to speak. We’re actually talking about oral sex. Plus, tips on how to perform this delicious act, and the best oral sex positions to perform them in.
Because it does sound pretty straightforward: the mouth goes on the sweet spot. But the position in which you perform or receive this delicacy can make a big difference in how it feels.
If your sex life is stuck in the same routine, a new position can open up your palette to a whole new cuisine. Just try a bite. Ah, actually, no teeth please.
Oral Sex Tips
1. Start Slow
You may be excited to dive right into dessert, but don’t start with your beatboxing tongue techniques right away. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, and you need to warm up.
Don’t tire your mouth out so much at the beginning that you’re too tired to make it over the finish line.
2. Remember The Whole Body
The genitals are the star of the show, but don’t forget about the rest of the body. Oral sex pairs well with teasing, stroking, and groping for a mind-blowing orgasm. If you can weave a manicure in there, all the better.
3. The Wetter, The Better
Drooling is generally unsexy, but during oral sex, let it rain. The more spit, the better the slipping and sliding, especially for blowjobs.
Add lube if you want some help, but stay away from flavored lubes for vaginas. They can cause infections, which is decidedly not on anyone’s Bingo board for any year.
4. Get a Robot to Do it
If you get to the end of the list and your mouth is getting tired, hire some help from Adam and Eve. There are now sex toys that simulate oral sex, such as suction vibrators and blowjob simulators.
They may not vacuum your floor, but they “vacuum your floor” if you know what we mean. Yeah we’re pretty sure you get it.
9 Oral Sex Positions to Try
1. Kivin Method
Who is Kivin? Nobody knows. Seriously. But whoever they were, we can honor them by giving many orgasms in their name.
This method is designed for oral sex with people with vulvas. The receiver lays on their back while the giver lays sideways and puts their head between their partner’s legs. The giver’s mouth will be sideways on the vulva, so that their tongue moves across the clit. Most clitorises are more sensitive on one side, so you can pick the side that makes the maximum impact.
As part of this method, you use your hands to unhood the clit for more exposure and to press on the perineum, or taint, if you’re nasty. This method is said to help people who don’t normally orgasm from oral get to the finish line.
Thanks, Kivin. This next one’s for you!
2. Bow Down
The receiver sits upon their throne – or chair, edge of the bed, or kitchen counter – and the giver kneels on the floor in front of them, bowing down into their family jewels.
This is a great position if you want to dominate your partner, but still sit back and relax. Yes, you can have it both ways! Throw your legs over their shoulders to keep the giver in your service.
3. 69 Position
Go ahead, get your giggles out! You’ll be making some other noises after a few moments in this magical number.
In the 69 position, one partner lies on their back and the other partner lays on top of them, straddling their face and leaning forward towards their leg. Each partner goes down on the other.
You even can mix it up by switching partner positions or both laying on your sides. Either way, that’s twice as much oral sex, which is twice as much fun. And, not very difficult math.
4. Closed Legs
The tip of the clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings, so she’s quite sensitive. Direct stimulation can be overwhelming or uncomfortable. This oral sex position is perfect for people who prefer indirect pressure.
The receiver lays on their back with their legs closed shut. The giver straddles their legs and goes down on the closed labia. The receiver can provide tons of pressure without worrying about pressing the panic button.
This position makes a big splash, because it puts the receiver on display and provides the giver easy access to the genitals and anus.
The receiver lays on their back and holds their legs up with their arms. The giver lays on their stomach and puts their head between the receiver’s legs.
You won’t want to bust this move out at your next pool party. Unless you have one in your bedroom. In that case…can we come over?
6. Doggy Style
It’s like the classic doggy style, but with a tonguetastic twist. First, the receiver gets on all fours. Then the giver gets on all fours behind them, putting their face towards their partner’s bottom.
The giver will have full booty access, which is especially good for analingus. We’d suggest using some knee pads, but we can’t imagine you’ll be able to feel anything other than good sensations.
This position is perfect for when you’re horny but the new “House of the Dragon” episode just dropped.
The receiving partner sits up on the couch. The giving partner lays on their side next to them, putting their head in the lap. This giver can stay comfortable for a while without neck cramps. And yes, it will be as hot as Matt Smith in that blonde wig.
8. Face Sitting
This is the ultimate dominating oral sex position. The giver lays on their back, and the receiver straddles their face and rides. You can do this facing forward so you can hold onto the headboard for support.
Or you can face towards their feet so you can play with your partner’s body and see if they’re waving an SOS symbol.
9. Head Crusher
In this position, the receiver lays on their back. The giver kneels or lays in front of them with their head between their partner’s legs. The receiver uses their thighs to hold the head in place, or squeeze the life out of them.
Thick thighs save lives – and can end them. But what a way to go!
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