If you’re having trouble deciding what to get for your new or not-at-all-significant other, here’s a list of super-relaxed, no-pressure new relationship gift ideas that totally don’t scream marry me.
Pina Colada Cupcakes
These Pina Colada Cupcakes will make feel like you’re on summer vacation. The four tons of sand we sent to your office should also help.
The 21 Best Female-Fronted Vinyl Rock Albums of All Time
Who run the world? Girls. Turn it up to 11 with these.
The 10 Bartender Tools You Need to Own So You Can Get Classy-Drunk
When it comes to stocking your home bar, the choices can get overwhelming. Get these so you get to the important thing: Drinking.
It’s Gonna Be… May Horoscopes!
Summer is coming. Finally. Before it does, find out what’s in the stars for you in the month of May!
Is CÎROC’s Summer Watermelon Vodka Actually Good?
…and we kind of loved it.
19 Hilarious Duolingo Memes That Prove the Owl is Out to Get You
As if you needed proof.
3 Easy Ways You Can Reduce Your Carbon Footprint… With Your Butt
From organic underwear to choosing different toilet paper, here are a few simple changes you can make to help reduce your carbon footprint.
We Need to Talk About KFC’s New Disturbingly Attractive Colonel Sanders
KFC’s new hipster Colonel Sanders is totally fake, kinda hot, and a bonafide thirst trap. To be honest, even if they’re trolling us with this zaddy, we’re not mad about it.
Feel Even Hotter with the 17 Best Swimsuits of 2019
Turn up the heat! These 17 swimsuits will flatter you all day long. Just like that assistant we hired to follow us around.
15 Cake Puns You Didn’t Know You Kneaded
We have no shame about how much we love puns at Let’s Eat Cake. Here’s some of our favorite baking and cake puns!
6 Reasons I Need to Call in Sick After Watching the Star Wars: Episode IX Trailer
As someone who’s been waiting for years for another sweet, sweet injection of Star Wars in my life, I was wildly unprepared for this.
50 Spring Hashtags to Brighten Your Instagram!
Sneeze your way into spring with these seasonal hashtags for Instagram! (And, Twitter.)
WTF is Maracuja?
What is maracuja? What are its health benefits? How many of our questionable life choices can it erase? Here’s what we found out.
Your April Horoscopes for 2019
What’s in the stars for you this April? Love, money, more houseplants?
15 of the Most Interesting Pornhub Search Statistics
Pornhub is known for their great year in review stats. Here are 15 of their most interesting and entertaining porn search statistics.
The 7 Best Beard Styles for Men
We review the hottest beard styles for men. Hint: it’s not the goatee.
The March Horoscopes are Here!
We asked our resident funny horoscope expert to tell us what’s in the stars for you (and everyone else, Pisces. Stop being a narcissist. That’s Leo’s job.)
How to Stop Being a Monster and Swap Plastic for Beeswax Wrap
Beeswax wraps. You’ve seen them, but what the heck are they, how do you use them, and where can you get them? Find out.
Woman Recreates Engagement Shoot With a Bag of Doritos
Everything was going great until the seagulls arrived.