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17 Scorpio Gifts for the Most Intense Person You Know

By Ashley Hubbard | October 25, 2021 | Leave a Comment
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It’s Scorpio season. Which means it’s time to get one of these independent, mysterious individuals a present. Trying to figure out what to get one of these secretive fixed water signs what to get for their birthday might feel like you’re in Mission Impossible 12.

While you’re working on those stunt moves, we’ve put together this Scorpio gift guide you can use in the meantime.

Scorpio Gift Guides

 

Scorpio Gift Guide

1. Funny Astrological Scorpio Pencil Set, $10

Get the Scorpio in your life these snarky pencils so they can write down all their secrets about you in their private journal.Scorpio Gift Guides - Pencil Set
Available on Etsy.

 

2. The Zodiac Horoscope Sign

A literal neon sign telling people exactly who you are seems like a great way to weed out the ones that can’t handle you.Scorpio Gift Guides - Neon Glyph sign
Available on Amazon.

 

3. Greenline Goods Scorpio Stemless Constellation Wine Glass

This is technically a wine glass, but it works for anything liquid. Wine? Sure. Tea? Why not. Blood of those that have crossed them? Definitely.Scorpio Gift Guides - Engraved Wine Glass
Available on Amazon.

 

4. Such a Scorpio Greeting Card, $6.06

Here’s a card to go with the perfect Scorpio gift. You may as well be as extra as the person you’re buying for.
Scorpio Gift Guides - Such a Scorpio greeting card
Available on Etsy.

 

5. The Wild Unknown Tarot Deck and Guidebook

A new deck of tarot cards may be the perfect gift for your favorite Scorpio. It’s also a safer alternative than a Ouija board, because who knows who they’d try and contact from the other side. Voltaire, again?
Scorpio Gift Guides - Tarot card deck
Available on Amazon.

 

6. Scorpio Coffee Mug, $12

Do you worry Scorpio friend comes off as a little too mysterious to everyone else they know? They’ll appreciate this coffee mug so they don’t have to constantly explain what RBF is.
Scorpio Gift Guides - Mug
Available on Etsy.

 

7. Scorpio Zodiac Art, $7

Scorpios tend to be artsy and this minimalist print will be a great housewarming gift. Now if only they’d tell you where they live.
Scorpio Gift Guides - Wall Art
Available on Etsy.

 

8. Malicious Women Candle Co – Scorpio The Zodiac B*tch

If your friend is “The B*tch Who Will Not Quit” then we found the perfect candle for them. How very specific.

Scorpio Gift Guides - Scorpio Candle

Available on Amazon.

 

9. Woven Astrology Zip Pouch, $34

This colorful pouch will keep you off of their top-secret bad list. Especially if you get them those pencils to go in it.Scorpio Gift Guides - Pouch
Available at Uncommon Goods.

 

10. Dior Hypnotic Poison Eau de Toilette, $62

Between the deep apple red color, the “hypnotic poison” name, and the sensual scent, we can’t imagine anyone but a Scorpio being in mind when this perfume was created. Or, Snow White.
Scorpio Gift Guides - Dior Hypnotic Poison fragrance
Available at Ulta.

 

11. Herbivore Botanicals Calm Bath Salts, $25

The water sign may have wanted a vintage clawfoot tub, but they’ll also might be happy with these bath salts. If not, they will be after they’ve used them to calm down.
Scorpio Gift Guides - Herbivore Calm bath salts
Available on Liberty London.

 

12. Temptress Arousal Oil, $18

Scorpios are arguably the sexiest zodiac sign, so they don’t need any help in the seduction department. But just in case, this CBD-infused oil enhances blood flow which we all know what that means. They’re gonna need more band-aids.Scorpio Gift Guides - Tempress Arousal Oil
Available on Simple Jane.

 

13. Scorpio Zodiac Sign Cold Cup, $22

You might think most Scorpios want to drink their coffee black, but you’d be surprised. According to the experts (us), this Starbucks cup would go great with perfectly suited Java Chip Frappuccino. And revenge.

Scorpio Gift Guides - Starbucks Cup
Available on Etsy.

 

14. Skull Bath Bomb, $6

As the most intimidating water sign, it makes sense Scorpios would bathe with the skulls of their enemies. Leave some room for actual water this time, guys!Scorpio Gift Guides - Goth bath bombs
Available on Etsy.

 

15. Death Tarot Card Ring, $34.99

In the tarot deck, Scorpio corresponds to the Death card in the Major Arcana. We give our cat one with after each life blow through. Fluffy, stop playing with that wall socket!

Scorpio Gift Guides - Tarot ring
Available on Etsy.

 

16. Big Scorpio Energy Zodiac Sign Embroidered Baseball Cap, $13.49

It’s like BDE but worse.
Scorpio Gift Guides - Big Scorpio Energy Hat
Available on Etsy.

 

17. Polennon Scorpio Oil Diffuser

If Scorpios need anything, it’s to take time to unwind. This oil diffuser, humidifier, and night light all in one will let them think about maybe doing that.

Scorpio Gift Guides - Oil Diffuser

Available on Amazon.

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Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard is a vegan travel writer and photographer. She travels the world showcasing the best responsible methods of travel on her blog, Wild Hearted. When she is not traveling or writing, Ashley can be found hiking, exploring the corners of Nashville, or buying yet another houseplant. Follow her on Instagram or Twitter!
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