We’re all for gifting ourselves chocolates and flowers, but why not give yourself a gift that keeps on giving? No matter what your budget or style is, there’s a Valentine’s Day-inspired sex toy that’s perfect for you.
And, if you’re looking to get someone something special, bedroom gifts for Valentine’s Day are definitely acceptable. Whether you’re flying solo this Valentine’s Day or spending the night with a partner, we love these pink, purple, and heart-shaped vibes and dildos that are perfect for bringing pleasure. We hear these kinky sex ideas are pretty good too.
Sex Toys to Spice Up This Valentine’s Day
1. Crystal Heart of Glass Dildo, $54
If this temperature-sensitive dildo with a heart-shaped handle doesn’t get you into the Valentine’s Day mood, then you’re probably just not a V-day person. If you are, it’s six inches of shapely curves. Not that we’re counting.
2. Iroha Mini Portable Intimate Massager for Women
Just like your old Tamagotchi, this pocket-sized vibrator can go with you everywhere! But for obvious reasons, we don’t recommend actually keeping it in your pocket. Unless you’re wearing cargo pants, in which case, carry on.
3. Iridescent Heart-Shaped Butt Plug, $21
This colorful, not-at-all Sailor Moon-inspired sex toy’s function is described as “flirting in the backyard.” Should we have brought snacks?
4. Lifelike’s Lover Luxe Realistic Silicone Dildo, $34.99
This hot pink, six-inch dildo has a suction cup base, is harness compatible, and is super realistic. Especially the hot pink part!
5. Desire Luxury Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator, $99.99
This rechargeable Rabbit vibrator has eight vibrator settings and 12 levels of intensity. So, if you’re the type who constantly changes the music in the car, this is the one for you.
6. Womanizer Liberty Clitoral Stimulator, $99.99
This small-but-mighty sex toy co-designed by signer Lily Allen is dressed for Valentine’s Day in bright pink and orange. It’s also available in slightly more subtle blue and purple if your bedroom look is more chic and less Cyndi Lauper. The clitorial stimulator uses suction to mimic getting oral sex, is rechargeable, has six intensity levels, comes with a cover, and is completely waterproof. Basically it’s our new best friend. Sorry, Cyndi!
7. SONA Cruise
The SONA Cruise goes where many don’t because they clearly don’t understand anatomy. It stimulates the entire clitoris with gentle sonic waves that deliver a sensual build-up with a prolonged climax. You probably won’t see any whales, though.
8. Jeweled Heart Metal Beginner’s Butt Plug, $12
Adorned with a sparkling pink heart at the base, this beginner’s 2.5-inch butt plug is the perfect way to dive into anal play and is adorned with a sparkling pink heart at the base. Just make sure to gift the water-based lube with it too!
9. SIKXTOA Wand Massager
This powerful pink wand massager is equipped with a turbocharged motor, 20 vibration modes, and eight speed settings. It’s basically a car. It’s also waterproof and rechargeable. With almost 6,000 reviews at 4.5 stars, we’d say this money well spent.
10. Candy Heart Butt Plug
These cheeky Valentine’s silicone toys come in three different options – pink ‘Be Mine’, purple ‘Do Me Now’, or yellow ‘Spank Me.’ Or, collect them all!
11. Yoni Shakti Rose Quartz Clitoral Stimulator, $43
Rose quartz is known as the love stone, making this temperature-sensitive clit stimulator perfect for Valentine’s Day. This discreet toy is good for intimate use, yes, but could also be used for massage, meditation, and stress relief. Which are three clever ways to describe masturbation.
12. Vesper Vibrator Necklace, $119
Who said you had to choose between jewelry and sex? With three speed settings and one pulsation mode, the Vesper may not be as versatile as others on the list, but the others would look pretty silly hanging around your neck.
13. Palma, $100
What pairs well with a vibrating necklace? A vibrating ring, of course. The Palma ring comes in gold or silver and in a box that says “Feeling Myself.” Funny, we’ve been feeling more like Audrey Hepburn these days. Well, you do you, we suppose.
14. LeWand Petite Rechargeable Massager
The ever-popular LeWand Massager is back in a petite size that offers all the same power but is less cumbersomble to handle. This rose gold version even has a transparent pink charging cord, making it perfect for Cupid’s day.
15. OHMIBOD Lovelife Rev Vibrator
The Rev is notable for being the first vibrator designed with accessibility in mind. It’s also waterproof, rechargeable, and made out of body-safe silicone. Not that we recommend eating it.
16. LELO Ora 3 Oral Pleasure Massager
If you’ve ever felt like oral sex was the only thing missing from your love life, then you either need to break up with DJ Khaled or get the Lelo Ora 3 Oral Pleasure Massager. The sex toy rotates and vibrates offering a similar sensation.
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