search instagram twitter facebook pinterest chevron-right chevron-left email menu cross
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to menu-404 navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • Skip to footer

Let's Eat Cake

Let's Eat Cake is the lifestyle site for Millennial women. We’re your source for lifestyle, entertainment, fashion, beauty, jokes, puns, food news, coffee trends, and baking recipes.

  • Lifestyle
  • Food + Drink
  • Funny
  • Recipes
  • Entertainment
  • Beauty
  • News
  • Sex + Relationships
  • Contact
  • About
  • Subscribe
  • Privacy
  • Terms
  • Advertise
© 2023 Let's Eat Cake
  • Food + Drink
  • Funny
  • Lifestyle
  • Recipes
Home » Lifestyle » Sex + Love

6 Pretty Clear Signs You’re Probably Dating a Fuccboi

By Chelsea Frank | May 18, 2021 | 2 Comments
This post may contain affiliate links that we collect a share of sales from. Click here for more details.
208 shares
Signs You're Dating a Fuckboy

And so the story goes: you meet a cute guy. He’s aloof, charming, and says all the right things (in and out of the bedroom). 

He’s got bad grammar, a perfect you know what, and hasn’t texted you back in three days, despite the fact that his phone is always hermetically sealed to his hand. You love him! We hate him. Why? Because he’s a fuckboy.

Signs You're Dating a Fuckboy - shirtless fit guy

What Is a Fuckboy?

Fuccbois (or fuckboys) are all around us, unfortunately. If you don’t know what we’re talking about, Urban Dictionary defines them as: “A guy who will tell a girl anything to get them to hook up with them. A complete jerk who flirts with multiple girls at a time and makes them all believe they’re individually special.”

But, it’s worth noting that the first term came into public use when rapper Cam’ron used it in his 2002 song “Boy, Boy” and later when Run the Jewels featured it in “Oh My Darling Don’t Cry.”

Fuckboy was originally a way to describe a lame, fake guy. It wasn’t until around 2015 when Vanity Fair and a whole slew of white writers decided to give the meaning you might be more familiar with: the womanizer.

 

6 Signs You’re Dating a Fuckboy

Unsure if the guy with a man bun and tattoos currently chasing you is a fuckboy? Let this be a wake up call. Here are 6 signs you’re dating a fuccboi, brought to you by me, a woman scorned. (I’m fine. Fine.)

1. He Refuses to Put a Label On It.

Needing a few months to figure out how you feel or if you see a future with someone is totally in the realm of healthy behavior. But refusing to call you his girlfriend after months of seeing each other, talks of exclusivity, and endless promises? This is classic fuckboy behavior. 

“Let’s not put a label on it,” he says, even though you’re the mother of his seven children. “Who cares what we call it?,” he muses, twisting his handlebar mustache with one hand and re-downloading Tinder with the other. “What matters is we’re in love, and that I can still bang my yoga instructor.” Run mama, run.

via GIPHY

2. He Lies.

If you’re constantly catching him in lies, deceit, and strange behaviors, he’s a fuckboy. The weirder the lie, the higher the percentage goes that he’s a full blown d-bag. Lies about where he’s been, where he’s going, and who he’s with are classics, but having survived my twenties, I can assure you there are some real doozies out there.

One time I caught a fuckboy I was seeing lying about needing to go on a work trip, only to find out he took his serious girlfriend on a two year anniversary bae-cation. Isn’t love fun?

 

Signs You're Dating a Fuckboy - locked phone

3. He’s Weird About His Phone.

Won’t let you hold his phone, just to check the time? Look, when you first start dating someone new, you might be cagey about someone holding your phone. You don’t want them to see a text from someone else or your Bumble notifications.

But, if it’s been a few weeks or — gasp — a few months, if he’s still getting weird whenever you ask if you can take a picture using his iPhone camera, even though he’s constantly sending you gym selfies?

It’s probably because he’s worried one of his many other girlfriends might call or text, and blow his cover. If he doesn’t have anything to hide, he won’t be trying to hide it.

Signs You're Dating a Fuckboy - Guy looking at phone

4. He Won’t Introduce You to His Friends or Loved Ones.

His mother has never heard of you. He apparently doesn’t have any friends. At least none you can meet. You’re super invested in his cousin’s girlfriend’s marathon training, but you can’t tell anyone, because you only know who any of these people are from Instagram tagged photos.

If this guy you’re so crazy about was ever interested in giving you a real commitment, he’d want to make sure you click with his friends.  But if he won’t bring you into his life whatsoever, he’s not planning on making you a serious part of it. 

How are you doing so far? Do you need a hug?

via GIPHY

5. He’s Full of Excuses.

The fuckboy always have a library of excuses for why they can’t show up for you (physically or emotionally). He can’t make it to your big art gallery opening because he got food poisoning for the twelfth time this month, and he’s so sorry he missed your birthday gathering you told him about weeks ago.

He’s also sorry he didn’t respond to your texts, he passed out at 7 PM last night, again! Dang, totally spaced on that trip you guys planned to Bermuda. Hope you’re having fun alone?

There’s always something with him, and it’s never something good. If this guy always has an excuse for why he’s not able to show up for you, it’s time to cut that cord loose.

Signs You're Dating a Fuckboy - couple in bed

6. It Always Comes Back to Sex.

Does he seem to only exist past 10 PM? He wants sex. Do all text messages devolve into sext messages? Does he have no clue (or care) what’s actually happening in your life? Let me be frank: he just wants to bang you.

Now that you think of it, do all “date nights” just include the inside of his bedroom and takeout? Once you start to understand the signs of a fuccboi, you’ll begin to see that all of their behavior comes back to one thing: wanting sex.

These lame guys just want you around for a booty call. And that’s fine if you’re both on the same page, but if you are searching for an emotional connection and he’s just (still) searching for the clit, you’re gonna get your heart broken. (We’re still waiting for Ben & Jerry’s to create a ‘fuckboy’ flavor).

I know this is a rude awakening, but we can’t let you live like this anymore. Now peel yourself off his floor mattress, rip off that pile of laundry he’s using as a comforter, and go find yourself a man whose maturity level matches his age. You got this.

via GIPHY

  • Author
  • Recent Posts
Chelsea Frank
Chelsea Frank
Chelsea Frank is a comedy and travel writer born and bullied in Los Angeles, CA. When she's not flying to tropical islands for "work" or trying to get pregnant by hot Israelis, she's writing for places like Uproxx, TripSavvy, Thrillist, The Daily Beast, Reductress, and and for other comedians.

Chelsea has traveled to over 50 countries and has had every major third-world disease (but like, in a hot way). Follow her on Instagram and Twitter!
Chelsea Frank
Latest posts by Chelsea Frank (see all)
  • The Craziest Things In This Year’s Goop Gift Guide - November 18, 2021
  • How To Talk Dirty Without Feeling Like a Goober - July 7, 2021
  • 6 Pretty Clear Signs You’re Probably Dating a Fuccboi - May 18, 2021
As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. This post may contain affiliate links from Amazon and other sites that we collect a share of sales from.
208 shares

Read This Next

11 Polyamory Terms You Might Want to Know

11 Polyamory Terms You Might Want to Know

How to Find a Husband: 129 Suggestions From a 1958 Women’s Magazine

How to Find a Husband: 129 Suggestions From a 1958 Women’s Magazine

11 Missionary Sex Positions That Are Anything But Vanilla

11 Missionary Sex Positions That Are Anything But Vanilla

8 Famous Dicks That Weren’t the Worst

8 Famous Dicks That Weren’t the Worst

Reader Interactions

Comments

Skip to Comment Form
  1. AvatarAnnie says

    February 10, 2022 at 6:34 pm

    This article was amazing! So funny, and so helpful! I’m a little sad realizing I have a fuccboi, but at least I can laugh a little now…

    Reply
  2. AvatarAmy says

    May 24, 2022 at 7:39 pm

    Its sad but mildly amusing that fuckboys even exist in their 60s!!
    Yes its true. There are so many out there. And they think theyre the shit!!

    Reply

Leave a Comment Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published.

Primary Sidebar

Trending Now

  • Adult Jokes 50 Adult Jokes That We Laughed At Because We’re Very Mature
  • Starbucks Spring Cups Tumblers 2023 Here’s Your Look at Starbucks’ Spring Cups and Tumblers for 2023
  • Adult Dirty Jokes 65 Dirty Adult Jokes You Should Text Your Partner

Footer

  • Categories
  • Food + Drink
  • Funny
  • Travel
  • Lifestyle
  • Recipes
  • News
  • About
  • Contact
  • Press
  • Advertise
  • Web Stories
  • Editorial Policy
  • Newsletter
© 2016–2023 Let's Eat Cake
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of Service
208 shares