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These 19 Christmas Party Ideas Are Tacky AF and We Want Them All

By Kara Wahlgren | November 28, 2019 | Updated on December 14, 2020 | Leave a Comment
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Tacky Christmas Party Ideas

When it comes to throwing a Christmas party, we think the wilder the better. So, here’s a list of 19 of our favorite tacky Christmas party ideas that are all 100% on our wish list.

Our Pinterest boards might be filled with fancy flocked trees and subtle seasonal accents, but our hearts are filled with ugly Christmas sweaters, fake snow, and a sleighful of gold tinsel. Our cardiologist doesn’t know where to begin, but that’s why she went to med school and we didn’t. Now excuse us while we go watch the Yule Log burn for the next eight hours.

Tacky Christmas Party Ideas

 

19 Tacky Christmas Party Ideas That Are Not At All Cringeworthy

1. Brooks Women’s Revel 3 Run Merry Running Shoes, $100

These lightweight green and red Christmas sneakers are covered in snowmen and snowflakes. They also have a cushioned midsole and breathable upper — but let’s be real, none of that matters, because the only place we’re running in these is to the fridge to taste test more cookie dough.
Tacky Christmas Party Ideas - Brooks Revel Merry Running Shoes

 

2. Shirtless Santa Pullover Sweatshirt

You know when you ask the universe for what you want and it provides but not in the way you expect? Remember when you asked to win the ugly sweater party this year? Yeah, this shirtless Santa sweatshirt is what got delivered. Angel cat and all.

Tacky Christmas Party Ideas - Shirtless Santa Sweatshirt

 

3. Pizza Cat Pullover Sweatshirt

Cats, lasers, pizza, Santa… just add Jason Momoa and you’d have a party! (A party without Jason Momoa is just a group of us waiting for Momoa. He’s worse than Godot!)
Tacky Christmas Party Ideas - Neon Cat Sweatshirt

 

4. Christmas Tree Poncho, $34.99

Welp, we’ve found our “Monday Manager Meeting” outfit for the foreseeable future.
Tacky Christmas Party Ideas - Christmas Tree Poncho

 

5. The Nightmare Before Christmas Wreath, $70

Hang this on your front door so you can show off your festive, no-you’re-not-welcome vibes. That’s the holiday spirit!
Tacky Christmas Party Ideas - Nightmare Before Christmas Man Eating Wreath

 

6. Suitmeister Men’s Christmas Light Up Suit

Pick up one for you and one for your date — now you won’t lose each other at holiday parties. Blink your LEDs twice when you want to sneak out early without saying goodbye.
Tacky Christmas Party Ideas - Suitmeister Light Up Christmas Suit

 

7. Leg Lamp Glass, $39

Fun drinking game: Take a swig from this glass every time someone makes a “fra-gee-lay” joke. You’ll be dead by midnight! (Don’t actually do this.)
Tacky Christmas Party Ideas - Leg Lamp Pint Glass from Urban Outfitters

 

8. Natural Light Christmas Ornament

Hang this glittery Natty Light ornament from your tree so Santa knows you haven’t forgotten your roots. Prost!
Tacky Christmas Party Ideas - Natural Ice Ornament

 

9. Santa Legs Hat, $5

We’re not sure what the concept is here — is your head literally Santa’s butt? — but hey, who are we to question couture!
Revel Tacky Christmas Party Ideas - Santa Hat

 

10. St. Nicolas Cage Ornament, $19.99

Drop this national treasure into the office white elephant exchange and walk away. Far away.
Tacky Christmas Party Ideas - Nicholas Cage Face Ornament

 

11. Sweet Ginger Love Heels

These delightfully tacky Christmas shoes by Irregular Choice are trimmed with rhinestones, glitter, embroidered peppermints, and detachable gingerbread cookies. In other words, they’re subtle and go perfectly with that Christmas Tree jumpsuit you’re already wearing.
Tacky Christmas Party Ideas - Irregular Choice Shoes

 

12. Jesus Christmas Sweater, $41.95

Help, our old-school Catholic guilt is making me delete all our caption ideas. Happy birthday Jesus!Tacky Christmas Party Ideas - Jesus Sweater from Tipsy Elves

 

13. DecoTiny Beard Ornaments

These festive beard ornaments kind of make us regret asking our boyfriend to shave. That and the fact that he now looks like he’s 15.
Tacky Christmas Party Ideas - Beard Ornaments

 

14. Humping Reindeer Inflatable Lawn Decoration

You know you want to inflate this reindeer on your annoying neighbor’s lawn in the middle of the night.
Tacky Christmas Party Ideas - Inflatable Lawn Reindeer Ornaments

 

15. Pink Flamingo Outdoor Decoration, $52.79

Class up your yard with a pat of bright, festive tinsel flamingo lawn ornaments. WTF is a pat? A group of flamingos. Duh.

Tacky Christmas Party Ideas - Tinsel Flamingo

 

16. Red Velvet Mary Janes, $250

You can justify splurging on these heels with piped-icing accents by wearing them literally everywhere — to your own tacky Christmas party, to work, to the grocery store, to yoga class. What’s that? We’re not supposed to wear these in class?
Tacky Christmas Party Ideas - Shoe Bakery Red Velvet Heels

 

17. Toilet Plunger Ornament

Give this gilded plunger to your bestie to let her know she’ll always be the Susie to her Midge — or the Midge to her Susie, depending on which one of you is funnier. (It’s you.)
Tacky Christmas Party Ideas - Toilet Plunger Ornament

 

18. Wreath Glasses, $6.99

Hide behind these festive garland-wrapped glasses at your family’s Christmas party, and maybe they’ll forget how bad you are at wrapping everything else.
Tacky Christmas Party Ideas - Wreath Glasses

 

19. Merman with Cats Ornament

Whatever this is, we’re okay with it. Especially because it doesn’t break easily. Hear that Fluffy?
Shirtless Merman With Cats Ornament

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Kara Wahlgren
Kara Wahlgren
Kara Wahlgren is a contributing editor at Let's Eat Cake and a freelance health writer whose work can be found at Prevention, Seventeen, Women's Health, Openfit, and more. When she's not writing, she enjoys beach volleyball, traveling, live music, and running half marathons reeeaaally slowly. She can be found on LinkedIn here.
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