It may be summer, but Target’s Hyde & EEK! Boutique is already here, and it’s mad cute. The collection is an orange, black, and chartreuse selection of pirates, dragons, and succulents, oh my!
Some pre-orders have already sold out, but many of the Halloween items are still available. And, if what you want sold out, most of those items will be in stock August 27, with more available to ship September 17. Since for now, all you can do is window shop from your couch, let’s get to it.
23 Adorably Spooky Hyde & EEK! Buys From Target
1. Flamingo Skeleton Yard Stake Prop, $20
Here’s what you need to do with these flamingo skeletons: buy, like, a dozen of them and stake them into your yard leading up to your doorway so trick-or-treaters know exactly what kind of fun, tropical vibe you’re going for. (The deathy one.)
2. Black Cat Succulent, $3
If you’ve killed all your other succulents, here’s a new artificial one in a Halloween-themed pot to add to your cat collection. You’re only a crazy cat lady if you’re collecting actual cats, right? Asking for a friend.
3. Test Tube Shot Glasses, $10
We’re running out of ideas to make our home bar fun, but you know what makes everything fun? Eyeballs! Hear that, Dr. Weir?
4. Person-Eating Faux Succulent, $5
We’re feeling very “Suddenly Seymour” about this Audrey 2 lookalike faux succulent. Hopefully this one won’t eat someone — it is fake, after all — but you never know!
5. Almost Stranger Things Faux Succulent, $5
This faux succulent will fit right into your Stranger Things-themed Halloween decor, though it’s much cuter than any Demogorgon. It’s not as cute as Steve Harrington, though, but that is neither here nor there.
6. Jungle Skull Halloween Candelabra, $15
This Day of the Dead-inspired candelabra holds three candles. Buy twenty of them to please the ghost of Liberace. It’s the only thing that will stop those 3am piano concertos.
7. Black Bat Faux Succulent Pot, $5
The description on this cute lil bat says it’ll bring an everlasting touch of botanical flair, and honestly, we can’t improve on that. You can’t go wrong with a pretty purple succulent in a fat bat pot, ya know?
8. Snake Faux Succulent Pot, $5
Get yourself a spooky little plant that you can’t possibly kill, like this artificial succulent in a ridiculously cute snake pot that’s giving us serious Q*bert vibes! It’s sssssuper cute!
9. Ouija Board Serving Tray, $20
We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but all this Ouija board will conjure are outdated cocktail recipes. Now, who wants an appletini?
10. Large Ghoulish Garden Planter, $35
We just want to point out that the tentacle-like branches of this faux plant are holding bones. You think it’s a fake plant, but really it’s out here eating the flesh off your enemies… which may not be terrible.
11. Halloween Ornaments, $5
Ornaments are not just for your Christmas tree! You could actually get a spooky dead Halloween tree for these little ornaments for maximum festiveness. Or just, idk, hang them from the rear-view mirror in your car or wear them as necklaces if you are secretly a doll.
12. Tentacle Candelabra, $20
Okay, but these tentacles look like fingers reaching up from an underwater grave to hold my lights for me while I contemplate evil, and it’s everything I want in my Halloween decorations. Elder ones, you’re the best!
13. “Pick Your Poison” Stemless Wine Glass, $3
Since you asked so nicely, we’d like a little bit of witch’s brew, heavy on the witchiness, thank you very much. It will go nicely in this punny cup that you can use at your Halloween parties.
14. Black Cat Serving Tray, $6
This vintage black cat platter may read Happy Halloween but with some clever Photoshopping it could also read: “This is my new rockabilly album cover.”
15. Dragon Pumpkin Decorating Kit, $3
For those of us who absolutely suck at carving and decorating pumpkins (we’re better at baking them into donuts), there’s this dragon pumpkin decorating kit that couldn’t possibly make it any easier for us.
16. Animated Halloween Pumpkin Scene, $15
This festive pumpkin scene rotates so it goes from cute to scary about as fast as we do when we haven’t had our morning coffee.
17. Unicorn Skeleton, $6
Maybe because it’s teeny or maybe it’s because it still has its horn, but we would 100% keep this up as decor year round. Is that weird? Don’t make it weird.
18. Beware Sign, $15
If your life-size Beetlejuice Sandworm wasn’t enough, this light up sign should give solicitors the right idea.
19. Light Up Eyeball Candy Bowl, $25
This illuminated bowl may be designed for Halloween candy, but I think it would also make a fantastic punch bowl for some spiked witch’s brew. Throw a smoke machine behind it, and you’ve got yourself a spooky little setup!
20. Dragon Eye Doorbell, $15
The only thing that could make this old doorbell decor better is if you could actually stick it to the front of your house as your real doorbell.
21. Animal Print Faux Plant in Cloche Terrarium, $20
This animal print orchid looks unassuming, until you you notice it’s got eyes. And a scorpion keeping watch. Next he’s gonna tell us he just wants a piggyback ride or something.
22. White Ghost Faux Succulent, $3
Well this is just stupid cute. How are we supposed to believe this spoopy ghost succulent is a Halloween decoration? Does he know something we don’t?
23. Beasts of Deep Book, $15
This decorative Halloween book is the best place to hide all your secrets! Like hair ties you don’t want your cats to eat, the good stuff you don’t want your friend to smoke, or the TV remote that you put in there after you smoked it. So many options!
All images by Target.
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