Target’s Hyde and Eek Boutique Collection is baaack. The 2022 Halloween items are giving us skeletons in all sizes and species, some lit signage, and enough pet costumes to send your furry friend into an identity crisis.
There’s nothing more frightening than the concept that we are supposed to decorate for Halloween only a couple of weeks out of the year. Luckily, many of these items are perfectly fine year-round. (Please do not use us as a source at your next HOA meeting.)
So if you want to start decorating for spooky season immediately, here are all the Target Halloween 2022 items you can get today.
Our 22 Favorite Picks from the Hyde and Eek Target Halloween 2022 Collection
1. 64″ Coffin Halloween Decorative Prop, $20
Need some math help for this coffin? The 64” is 5 foot 3 inches. I’m sure there’s a logical explanation to why you’re asking.
Available at Target.
2. Light Up Skeleton Pumpkin Man Halloween Decorative Prop, $125
This 6-foot pumpkin skeleton may only be half the man as the 12-foot Home Depot skeleton, but it’s twice as creepy. Good things do come in 6-foot packages.
Available at Target.
3. 2-Pack Witch Feet Yard Stake Halloween Decorative Prop, $10
Is it weird if Halloween props become fashion inspiration? Don’t make it weird. Just give us the tights.
Available at Target.
4. Horse Skeleton Halloween Decorative Prop, $30
My Little Pony is still cute after all these years of decomposition.
Available at Target.
5. Crocodile Skeleton Halloween Decorative Prop, $20
For this prop, you really need to know your audience. It’s probably far less terrifying in Florida where these things actually move. The live ones, that is. Not the skeletons. We hope…
Available at Target.
6. Mini Mantel Wood Haunted House Halloween Decorative Prop, $10
This mini house is part of our vision board. Just wait and watch us manifest it. Our pet mouse will be so happy!
Available at Target.
7. 2-Pack Skeleton Hands Yard Stake Halloween Decorative Prop, $10
Someone let us know when they find these with a more suggestive finger. Thee we can really let our HOA know what we think about their decoration rules.
Available at Target.
8. Light Up “Fright This Way” Tombstone Halloween Decorative Prop, $10
Come for the candy. Stay for the hauntingly good puns and dad jokes.
Available at Target.
9. 3-Pack Inverted Hanging Soft Bats Halloween Decorative Prop, $10
Let everyone know this is a nighttime pollinator friendly home. It’s a mouthful, but it sounds more bougie than bat cave.
Available at Target.
10. 3-Pack Falloween Mini Standing Halloween Signs, $5
At least you always know what you’re getting yourself into with these little signs.
Available at Target.
11. Light Up Purple Jeweled Black Halloween Candle Holder, $20
We finally found a candelabra that can be used year-round. Better yet, it won’t burn the house down when we inevitably forget to blow the candles out.
Available at Target.
12. Black Metal Car Decorative Prop, $10
They just don’t make cars like they used to by which we mean gas guzzlers and impossible to get into.
Available at Target.
13. Featherly Friends Skull Socket Bird Halloween Decorative Figurine, $5
We’ve finally figured it out! These birds are the cheaper, much cuter, and modern equivalent of Beanie Babies. We can’t wait to see your full collection of them stored under your bed in 20 years.
Available at Target.
14. 10″ Mantel Wood House Coffin Club Halloween Decorative Prop, $10
Our challenge to Home Depot for next year: Make this Shag-inspired cocktail bar life size. Get after it doers – get it done!
Available at Target.
15. 36″ Lit Enter if You Dare Halloween Decorative Tombstone, $20
Can we as a society collectively decide to start putting gargoyles on all buildings again? We’re no construction engineers but this really can’t add to the cost that much, can it? The hauntingness, on the other hand…
Available at Target.
16. Halloween Unicorn Guinea Pig Costume, $5
Just when you thought Target’s pet costumes couldn’t get any better, they go smaller. All the way to a guinea pig costume. Did you hear us? Guinea pig. Make sure to get two costumes because you know you can’t have just one guinea pig.
Available at Target.
17. Glow-in-the-Dark Angler Fish Cat Costume, $5
This would absolutely be less frightening to wake up to when your cat looms over your face demanding more food at 4:15am. Definitely.
Available at Target.
18. Vampire Squirrel Plush Dog Toy, $5
This plush is for dogs, theoretically. But dogs can’t continue to have all the best things in life. So go ahead, give it to your neighborhood cat. Just don’t stay and watch what it does to it out of a long standing plot for revenge.
Available at Target.
19. Crashing Witch Halloween Decorative Prop, $15
Someone go peel Broom Hilda off the tree. She had a little too much punch last night.
Available at Target.
20. 60″ Gold Skeleton Halloween Decorative Mannequin, $40
Who wants boring bone white, when you can have gold? Does Hollywood have this cosmetic upgrade yet?
Available at Target.
21. Tiered Metal Black Halloween Decorative Tray, $15
There’s nothing you can’t use this for. Cupcakes, jewelry stand, the souls of your enemies…the options are almost overwhelming.
Available at Target.
22. Animated Candle-Holding Skeleton
This talking skeleton is exactly what you want to see after you trip over the cat in the middle of the night.
Available at Target.
23. Animated Doorbell Eye
Way more effective than the Ring. Seriously, who has a VCR anymore?
Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted.
When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
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