Target’s Valentine’s Day collection is here to bring the best thing about Valentine’s Day straight to you: heart-shaped waffles! But, if that’s not enough, they’ve also got plenty of cute kitchen items and Valentine’s Day decorations. The collection is full of all the cutest things and, honestly, a few weird ones too. Kind of like our friend group.
25 Lovable Items From Target’s Valentine’s Day Collection
1. Heart Garland, $8
This plush heart garland is the perfect thing to decorate your home in pink and blue hues and hearts. Just go ahead and place right on top of those Christmas lights we know you’ve still got up. Could also double as a super cute necklace worthy of Prue Leith.
2. Mini Heart Waffle Maker, $10
Do you know what really says true love? Someone who makes you heart-shaped waffles. Give them a hint by grabbing this mini waffle maker and leave it in their line of sight everyday until the waffles appear. We call it magic. They call it pushing the “buy” button.
Give someone you love what they really want. And we can tell you from first hand experience, it’s not an assorted box of chocolates where 80% of them are gross. It’s a big box of one amazing flavor that they can eat while they watch Bridgerton “just one more time.”
4. Felt Valentine’s Donut, $5
Donuts are the modern woman’s version of a box of chocolates. Much more iconic. Just take our advice. Also don’t eat this.
Are you aware of the hot chocolate bomb trend? Well this rose-colored one comes in the shape of a faceted heart, is made of white chocolate, and is naturally flavored with strawberries and creme. Kind of like our own.
This large glass container with hearts is the perfect size for all the candy you’re hiding from everyone else in the house. Those trick or treaters will be so proud.
7. Hello Gorgeous Mug, $6
One can never have too many mugs. This mug is dipped in a light pink glaze and has the words “hello gorgeous” in gold lettering. Not recommended as a gift for your boss.
8. Hot Stuff Mug, $6
9. Felt Valentine’s Avocado, $5
We wonder what Freud would say about this pair of felt avocados. But, our Ouija board is currently out of commission.
10. Rainbow Valentine’s Mailbox Kit, $5
Not into Valentine’s Day? Construct this rainbow mailbox for St. Patrick’s and ask your friends to leave you mini bottles of whiskey.
11. Koala Storage Containers, $7
We can’t resist a good pun (or a bad one). This “I give you koala my heart” pun is somewhere in the middle. Either way, it’s getting added to our cart.
12. Scratch-Off Telegram Card, $18
These scratch-off messages are super cool especially when you can’t visit people or send Jane Wiedlin of the Go-Gos to deliver a singing telegram. Mail one of these instead and make Mrs. Peacock proud.
13. Rose Quartz Sculpting Gua Sha Stone, $10
Nothing quite says V-Day like sitting around naturally sculpting our skin. If your partner is Hannibal Lecter, this is the ideal Valentine’s Day gift for him.
14. essie Valentine’s Day 2021 Nail Polish, $9 each
Essie’s Valentine’s Day nail polish collection consists of six colors including Glow and Arrow, Heart of Gold, Gilded Goddess, Cupid’s Beau, Love is in the Air, and Tug at the Harpstrings. It’s like they’re trying to say something is in the ether. We wonder what it could be!
15. Valentine’s Day LoveBirds, $5 each
16. Felt Toast, $5
If you and your partner go together like peanut butter and jelly, then perhaps this would be a cute gift idea. So would more laundry detergent.
17. Unicorn Valentine’s Mailbox Kit, $5
Who wouldn’t want a unicorn mailbox? It doesn’t magically put itself together, but that’s where the allen wrench comes in.
18. Felt Valentine’s Rainbow, $5
Everything is fun and games until we break their heart and use these as bookends.
19. White & Milk Chocolate Banana, $6
According to Target, highlights of this chocolate banana include “everyone loves bananas” and that it’s “life-sized and realistic looking.” Was this written by a personal trainer?
Tell someone they’re all you’ve avo-wanted with these matching avocado plushes and heart-shaped gummy candy. Then talk only in puns the entire night. We hear it’s an aphrodisiac.
21. Llama Fleece Throw, $30
Don’t be a drama llama. Instead, curl up with your SO and this fleece llama blanket for your next Netflix sesh.
22. Heart-Shaped Neon Light, $5
Alert everyone who comes to your house that love lives here. And by love we mean LEDs.
23. Valentine’s Frenchie Throw Pillow, $10
Pair this frenchie pillow with that llama blanket and you’ve got the perfect recipe for a nap.
24. Rainbow Hearts Baking Cups, $2
These stack of baking cups are adorned with rainbow stripes and hearts to help make any cupcake Valentine’s themed. Or, in this case 75 of them.
25. Heart Wall Decor with Tassles, $10
Instead of catching dreams, you’ll be catching hearts with this wall hanging. It’s how we got our last boyfriend. The fact that he’s actually a spider is irrelevant.
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