50 Valentine’s Day Hashtags Better Than a Box of Chocolates

Ah, February 14th. The day for celebrating love, romance, chocolate, overly expensive dates, and fun Valentine’s Day hashtags!

Valentine’s Day was created by Pope Gelasius in 496 A.D. to honor St. Valentine, a priest beheaded in 270 A.D. for secretly marrying couples in Rome. (At the time, Emperor Claudius III felt love was preventing soldiers from enlisting, so he banned all marriages and engagements.)

What better way to honor St. Valentine than with a box of chocolates, a bouquet of red roses, and a cheesy Hallmark Card?

Whether you’re all about Galentine’s Day or you really love candy hearts and the color pink, humor is our love language, so we’ve got you covered with these 50 Valentine’s Day hashtags.

Whatever you do, don’t use the banned hashtag #valentinesday!

50 Valentine’s Day Hashtags

1. #AllTheFoodIsPink
2. #OhNoTheServerSings
3. #BathroomAdjacentTable
4. #HeartShapedSteak
5. #ChocolateFountainAccident
6. #AmbianceMeansDark
7. #AreAnyofTheseChefsSingle
8. #BestPeopleWatchingEver
9. #AreTheyBreakingUp
10. #WeShouldHaveEatenAtHome
11. #OohShiny
12. #GuessedYourSizeWrong
13. #NoPressureOMGSoMuchPressure
14. #DoKidsStillSayBling
15. #WrongColorFlowers
16. #WhatsWrongWithYellowFlowers
17. #ReallyAVacuumWow
18. #CarefulWithTheClasp
19. #TheseChocolatesTasteJustLikeWax
20. #YouEatTheWhiteChocolates
21. #HowDidTheseFlowersGetSoExpensive
22. #FluffyDontKnockThemOnTheFloor
23. #FlowersDeadAlready
24. #CupidNeedsBetterAim
25. #CupidAlsoNeedsSomeClothes
26. #OkCupidYouNeedToTryAgain
27. #IGetAllTheWine
28. #GalentinesDayBetterThanValentinesDay
29. #YoureTheAnnToMyLeslie
30. #ILikeYouAWaffleLot
31. #RomComMarathon
32. #DateWithMyCat
33. #YourePurrrrfect
34. #MyHoroscopeSaysWaitWhyAreYouLeaving
35. #TooFullFromDinnerToDoThat
36. #IDontBendThatWay
37. #CringePoetry
38. #YoullNeverGuessWhoSentThese
39. #ILoveYouAlmostAsMuchAsCofee
40. #ILoveYouALatte
41. #OhCoolMyOfficemateGotFlowers
42. #JustGonnaAvoidSocialMediaToday
43. #YoullDo
44. #RosesAreRedAPoetsNotYou
45. #WhaleYouBeMine
46. #ThisManyCandlesSeemsLikeAFireHazard
47. #AreYouWearingPatchouli
48. #OhCoolYoureWearingCologne
49. #YeahLupercalia
50. #WaitStValentineWasBeheadedWhat

Classic Valentine’s Day Hashtags

Here are some sincere Valentine’s Day hashtags if you just want speak from the heart. Post them alongside these Love Monster Cupcakes or Valentine Cookies.

#AntiValentinesDay #Anniversary #Anniversarygifts #BeMine #BeMine2020 #BeMyValentine #Boyfriend #CandyHearts #DateNight #GalentinesDay #Girlfriend #HugsAndKisses #February #FriendsForever #HandmadeCardsArt #HandmadeGifts #HappyValentinesDay #HappyValentinesDay2020 #Heart #Hearts #InstaFebruary #InstaLove #InstaValentines #LookingforaValentine #Love #LoveBirds #LoveCards #LoveYou  #Memories #MyFavoriteValentine #MyForeverValentine #MyValentine #ProposeDay #Romance #Roses #SecretAdmirer #SinglesDay #SinglesDay2020 #Smitten #Soulmates #Sweet #Sweetheart #ThatsLove #TrueLove #Valentine #ValentineCombo #ValentineDay #ValentineGift #Valentines #Valentines2020 #ValentinesDay2020 #ValentinesDayDate #ValentinesDayDinner #ValentinesDayGift #ValentinesGift #ValentinesDayTreat #ValentinesTreat #WhoNeedsAValentine #WillYouBeMyValentine #XOXO

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Tyler is a writer and musician based in the Midwest. His work has appeared on Cracked, The Agony Booth, Robot Butt, and Points In Case. He enjoys music, pets, and fancy drinks. You can find him on Twitter at @dangercake666

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