19 Fangtastic Vampire Puns

Halloween is almost here, and here some bad vampire puns to get you in the spooky mood. As opposed to the I-ate-too-much-Halloween-Candy-already mood. Three bags a day is fine, right?

Whether your favorite vampire is Dracula or that guy who glitters in the sunlight, we’ve got you covered.

Admittedly, it’s mostly in blood. Try Oxyclean?

And, if your blood type is pumpkin spice, we’ve got some PSL memes for you this way.

19 Funny Vampire Puns

1. This vampire snowman might get a chilly reception.

2. There’s a chance you will never ever ever ever get this joke.

3. Only in LA.

4. Appropriate, considering Forever 21 has begun to join the ranks of the undead.

5. Talk about a toxic work environment.

6. Vampires love Blood Light, but only from longneck bottles.

7. Her nickname for him was Count Ricola.

8. Does he live near Freddy Krueger?

9. Plus they never check their mirrors.

10. A Toto-ly awesome pun.

11. Time to floss, Count Plaque-ula!

Wondering why you can’t have a pet bat?

12. Plus he always drinks too much.

13. You’re so welcome. (Available here on Amazon)

14. That’s one way to avoid heartburn.

 
15. The day on the boat wasn’t all in vein.

Need more terrible/great puns? Check out our Halloween Puns and Hashtags.

16. The TransAmVania was in the shop, I guess?

17. We all feel a little drained sometimes.

18. And we thought we only had to swap the silverware when dining with werewolves.

19. Oh dear – this sounds grave.

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Tyler is a writer and musician based in the Midwest. His work has appeared on Cracked, The Agony Booth, Robot Butt, and Points In Case. He enjoys music, pets, and fancy drinks. You can find him on Twitter at @dangercake666

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