Weddings don’t always go to plan. Things happen, Mother Nature doesn’t cooperate, the best man does something incredibly embarrassing, and so on. But it is possible to control some things — like your nails.
We put together this list of the worst wedding nails so you don’t make the same mistake these brides-to-be made. From “probably should have thought twice” designs, to good intentions gone wrong, to just plain impractical for a wedding, here’s the worst of the worst.
Worst Wedding Nails to Make Any Bride Feel Better About Their Own Choices
1. Expectation vs. Reality
It’s always a bummer to expect one thing and receive another. At least it happened to the nails and not the spouse?
2. A Rushed Paint Job
Something old, something new, something borrowed, and…a slather of the cake frosting?
3. Dress and Tux Nail Art
This may be well executed, but remember you’ll be looking at these photos forever. And by these photos, we me these red accent nails.
4. A Case for Lace
If your wedding theme is centered around tablecloth designs, then you may be the only one who these nails work for.
5. Clear Press On Nails
Sometimes, more is better! Of course we want a cake, cupcakes, and a chocolate fountain at our wedding. But sometimes, more is a bit too much. Especially when you’re trying to cut said cake.
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6. Bride and Groom 3D Nails
Looks like our nail technician stole the cake toppers again.
7. Custom Portrait Nails
Nothing quite says “we’re in love” like a custom self portrait on your nails. Oh, you’re signing your vows, too? You shouldn’t have…
8. Subliminal Messaging Nail Art
Unless you want to make your partner-to-be confused, maybe hold off on the nail messaging during your wedding.
9. Special Candle Nails
We suppose it depends on what kind of wedding you’re going for. But generally speaking, penis candles are ill-advised. No matter how dapper that bow tie looks.
10. Overstated Wedding Nails
Unless you want everyone to be looking at your nails instead of your ring, these over-the-top may be better for the honeymoon. Or, when you’re playing in your niece’s Barbie accessory collection.
11. Just Married Nails
If you get tired at your wedding, just take a little nap on these nails. We’re certain you will in no way wake up with a neck problem.
Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted.
When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
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