When celebrity nudes make the news, they’re usually the result of a phone getting hacked. But, this time, the culprit was… well Chris Evans himself. Captain America reportedly leaked his own nudes this morning on his Instagram Stories. And, of course we looked. I mean, he’s America’s Ass. It would be rude not to.
How Did The Chris Evans Nudes Make It onto Instagram Again?
According to Just Jared, was that “The video that Chris posted to his Instagram Stories was actually a screen recording from an iPhone and when the video ended, it showed the camera roll on the phone. The photos that were shown on the camera roll included several pictures of Chris, the Heads Up video, and a photo of a penis. There’s no way of confirming who the man in the photo is though, or whose camera roll is captured in the video.”
We’re just gonna believe it’s the Marvel star’s. And, apparently, it’s… ahem… impressive.
We’ve found the artsy black-and-white photo, but we’re not sharing those to respect his privacy. However, we did discover quite a few hilarious tweets responding to the “leak.”
Twitter Reactions to Chris Evans’ Big Reveal
1. Um, sure.
instead of spreading chris evans leaked photo, share these. thank you. pic.twitter.com/mHbdtWPJKu
— 𝕭𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖆 (@jbreenr) September 12, 2020
I'm gonna side eye everyone who was mad about actresses having their nudes leaked who then go sleuthing for Chris Evans's dick
— Erica Henderson (@EricaFails) September 12, 2020
3. He’s just bringing joy to the masses.
— He’s Lying (@jaykayokay2020) September 12, 2020
4. TBH we’re not surprised.
My response to the Chris Evans photo: pic.twitter.com/b1cM7F8zgu
— DanielNewmaη (@DanielNewman) September 12, 2020
5. Superhero in so many ways.
It’s been reported Chris evans has fell over 💔 wishing him luck recovering 🥺🥺 pic.twitter.com/koPzekJjlV
— josh (@Calm_Down_pls_) September 12, 2020
6. It’s not a competition, team.
the marvel cast watching chris evans’ instagram story this morning pic.twitter.com/UpmFDXOzkb
— 𝓪𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓈 (@itsjustanx) September 12, 2020
7. But also is he starting an account?
Onlyfans creators watching Twitter losing it over Chris Evans pics pic.twitter.com/r5NkgB88O6
— Victor Mitroff (@VictorMirnoff) September 12, 2020
8. What he said.
Thank you, Chris Evans. We needed this.
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) September 12, 2020
9. Finally some relief.
how i sleep at night knowing chris evans is guarding my pussy pic.twitter.com/PvWO1bCycf
— b (@dylaniastyles) September 12, 2020
10. To the Internet!
Everyone talking about Chris Evans nudes
Me searching desperately for the pics: pic.twitter.com/6PH7r9iVIW
— Petie 🥺 (@beepbeeppeter) September 12, 2020
11. Watching like a hawk from now on
chris evans' instagram stories: pic.twitter.com/nZXK3jtBJO
— snehal (@zuckerdoodle) September 12, 2020
yes, Chris Evans accidentally leaked his own nudes on his own instagram
yes, it’s funny
but it was an accident and he deleted it, so
please don’t share them
respect his privacy
guard him like he guarded that pussy pic.twitter.com/tppb9XD7pp
— gabi (@harleysdanger) September 12, 2020
Went to see why Chris Evans was trending and pic.twitter.com/99WADqG0lr
— gibby (@lilgibgreg) September 12, 2020
14. Oh, wait, there it is next to the hornets.
I did not have "Chris Evans accidentally sharing his d*ck pics on Insta stories" on my Covid bingo card, but 2020 rolls on
— Elizabeth Cotignola 😷 🍁 🇮🇹 (@LaDiavolina) September 12, 2020
15. So pure.
I love that Chris Evans accidentally leaked his own nudes and people have flooded his hashtag with pictures of him with his dog or memes to try and stop it spreading 💕
I think that’s the same energy he gives to the world pic.twitter.com/KIRhHdj20I
— Bobbi Brant (@bobbibrant) September 12, 2020
16. Peggy Carter is just shaking her head rn.
twitter at chris evans rn:
“so you leaked your own nudes and have a picture of yourself that says guard that pussy in your camera roll” pic.twitter.com/KK7TTZMyNj
— 🙂 (@hor4niallhoran) September 12, 2020
17. Same girl same.
Me before and after
That Chris Evans picture pic.twitter.com/ZzRP8eadcC
— 𝐌𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐚 🕊️ (@95FLICKER) September 12, 2020
18. Shining, shimmering, splendid.
Update: Doesn't look like Disney is too upset about Chris Evans showing us a whole new world pic.twitter.com/1MrxAkHMAb
— Elizabeth Cotignola 😷 🍁 🇮🇹 (@LaDiavolina) September 13, 2020
19. They tried their best.
guard that pussy (2020) dir. chris evans pic.twitter.com/xcku17MiLj
— dua (@LEDOMASFlLM) September 12, 2020
20. When the bearded photo of Paul Rudd wasn’t enough, Evans steps it up.
Chris Evans deciding to save 2020 by leaking his own nudes pic.twitter.com/UxjPY426s7
— ivan 🧚♂️ (@ukrhoe) September 12, 2020
21. Apparently he can do this all day.
All of us when Chris Evans leaked his own nudes pic.twitter.com/KwA6pQ21xc
— juno (@junotheleafs) September 13, 2020
22. At least it’s just on the Internet? Oh wait.
Chris Evans after he deleted his Instagram story pic.twitter.com/oPq3ehwm8s
— MarvelousRDJ (@MarvelousRDJ) September 13, 2020
23. Ooooh wait no.
are these the chris evans nudes everyone's talking about pic.twitter.com/goGVSYL4wo
— 𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐬 ☽ (@evanstanwhore) September 12, 2020
24. Self! How could you?
Chris Evans Finding out who posted the nude of him pic.twitter.com/lHPc80QcqP
— Robin Draisey (@DraiseyA) September 12, 2020
Re: Chris Evans
This is so wholesome, sometimes Reddit people are nice. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/ytlAVl3XWd
— daph (@nagsisilbi) September 13, 2020
26. Siblings, right?
Was off social media for the day yesterday.
What’d I miss?
— Scott Evans (@thescottevans) September 13, 2020
27. Finally, a word from Captain America himself.
Now that I have your attention
VOTE Nov 3rd!!!
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) September 15, 2020
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