September and October may have us breaking out the sweaters, but that doesn’t mean we can’t invest in a fun shirt to wear underneath. Especially if it’s a festive Halloween shirt.
Because although people think that “treat” refers to Halloween candy, it can also be that fun surprise after you peel off your outer layer to reveal a quirky tee. Or, that you’re actually a robot that’s been masquerading as a human this whole time.
Depends on how seriously you take Halloween.
Whether you’re picking an outfit to go to a Halloween party, wear during a Hocus Pocus marathon, or peruse the seasonal aisle of Target to scope the best spooky season deals, it’s rarely a bad idea to have a solid Halloween shirt or two in your arsenal.
Here are some of our favorites! But really. Our birthday is coming up soon and we really, really like these.
The Best Halloween Shirts, From Silly to Spooky
1. Skeleton Selfie Shirt
When the lighting is right, the selfie stops for no one and nothing.
2. Basic Witch Shirt
No need to decide between your spooky side and your trendy side with this top that covers it all. Except for the arms.
3. Horror Movie T-Shirt
Under my roof, you’ll live by my rules. Or die. Depends on my mood.
4. Boo Bees Pun Shirt
Combining Halloween, puns, and anatomical awareness! And something with yellow and black stripes…we can’t really tell what it us under those ghost costumes.
5. Skeleton Rides Dinosaur T-Shirt
“Save a horse, ride a cowboy” is so last year.
6. Let’s Go Ghouls S
In the distance, Shania Twain stirs. She reaches for her witches hat. The crowd screams.
7. Eyeballs Halloween Button Up Shirt
We see you Haw-eyein’ our Hawaiian Halloween shirt. May we suggest some Visine?
8. I Smell Children T-Shirt
Hopefully not during that awkward time in 6th grade when nobody’s told them about deodorant yet.
9. Emotions of Michael Myers Long Sleeve Shirt
Some people are just hard to read, ya know?
10. Halloween Safety Shirt
Safety first, kids! Well, second. Candy first. Especially if it’s King size.
11. Driving a Stick T-Shirt
And it’s so fuel efficient! Take that, Tesla.
12. Prancing Skeletons Shirt
Us on our way to buy discount candy in bulk.
13. Easy Bake Coven Shirt
“Air Fryer Zombie Horde” just didn’t have the same ring to it.
14. Dog Costumes Shirt
Halloween isn’t only for humans! Your pup loves to dress up, too. And by dress up, we mean eat all the treats you feed him while you coax him into a costume.
15. Halloween Witch T-Shirt
You know what happens when you assume something. You get cursed by an angry witch.
16. Surfing Skeleton Shirt
Tough to find a wetsuit that fits, though.
17. Disney Skeleton Dance V-Neck Shirt
Few things are scarier than thinking of the noise our knees would make if we sat like this.
18. Come! We Fly! Tee
Keep the Roomba in the closet for this one. Trust us.
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