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These Halloween Shirts Will Make You The (Scream) Queen of the Season

By Hebba Gouda | September 20, 2022 | Leave a Comment
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September and October may have us breaking out the sweaters, but that doesn’t mean we can’t invest in a fun shirt to wear underneath. Especially if it’s a festive Halloween shirt.

Because although people think that “treat” refers to Halloween candy, it can also be that fun surprise after you peel off your outer layer to reveal a quirky tee. Or, that you’re actually a robot that’s been masquerading as a human this whole time.

Depends on how seriously you take Halloween.
Best Halloween Shirts

Whether you’re picking an outfit to go to a Halloween party, wear during a Hocus Pocus marathon, or peruse the seasonal aisle of Target to scope the best spooky season deals, it’s rarely a bad idea to have a solid Halloween shirt or two in your arsenal.

Here are some of our favorites! But really. Our birthday is coming up soon and we really, really like these.

 

The Best Halloween Shirts, From Silly to Spooky

1. Skeleton Selfie Shirt

When the lighting is right, the selfie stops for no one and nothing.

Available on Amazon

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2. Basic Witch Shirt

No need to decide between your spooky side and your trendy side with this top that covers it all. Except for the arms.

Available on Etsy

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3. Horror Movie T-Shirt

Under my roof, you’ll live by my rules. Or die. Depends on my mood.

Available at Bellelily

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4. Boo Bees Pun Shirt

Combining Halloween, puns, and anatomical awareness! And something with yellow and black stripes…we can’t really tell what it us under those ghost costumes.

Available on Etsy

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5. Skeleton Rides Dinosaur T-Shirt

“Save a horse, ride a cowboy” is so last year.

Available on Etsy

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6. Let’s Go Ghouls S

In the distance, Shania Twain stirs. She reaches for her witches hat. The crowd screams.

Available on Etsy

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7. Eyeballs Halloween Button Up Shirt

We see you Haw-eyein’ our Hawaiian Halloween shirt. May we suggest some Visine?

Available on eBay

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8. I Smell Children T-Shirt

Hopefully not during that awkward time in 6th grade when nobody’s told them about deodorant yet.

Available on Etsy

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9. Emotions of Michael Myers Long Sleeve Shirt

Some people are just hard to read, ya know?

Available at Kohl’s

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10. Halloween Safety Shirt

Safety first, kids! Well, second. Candy first. Especially if it’s King size.

Available at Creepy Co

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11. Driving a Stick T-Shirt

And it’s so fuel efficient! Take that, Tesla.

Available on Amazon

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12. Prancing Skeletons Shirt

Us on our way to buy discount candy in bulk.

Available on Amazon

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13. Easy Bake Coven Shirt

“Air Fryer Zombie Horde” just didn’t have the same ring to it.

Available on Etsy

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14. Dog Costumes Shirt

Halloween isn’t only for humans! Your pup loves to dress up, too. And by dress up, we mean eat all the treats you feed him while you coax him into a costume.

Available at Hanna Anderson

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15. Halloween Witch T-Shirt

You know what happens when you assume something. You get cursed by an angry witch.

Available at TeeVeeNee

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16. Surfing Skeleton Shirt

Tough to find a wetsuit that fits, though.

Available at SHEIN

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17. Disney Skeleton Dance V-Neck Shirt

Few things are scarier than thinking of the noise our knees would make if we sat like this.

Available at Disney

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18. Come! We Fly! Tee

Keep the Roomba in the closet for this one. Trust us.

Available on Amazon

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Hebba is a New Jersey born, Minnesota educated brunch enthusiast who is strongly in favor of the Oxford comma. She likes nostalgic songs, jigsaw puzzles, and middle brownie pieces. She dislikes humidity, sports, and sports in humidity. She uses her background in science and creative writing as part of the team behind the podcast Two What's?! and a Wow! You can find her being silly on Twitter and serious on LinkedIn.
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