It’s getting hotter outside and we’ve started hoarding pool floats as if we spend our entire summer yachting. Gatsby would be so proud.
But gone are the days of when a simple circle float would do. If you’re not already lounging on a mystical creature or your favorite food, then let us help you live on the wild side with this list of the best pool floats.
From llamas to jellyfish to bottles of rosé, each one is less practical than the one before it. Wait, is this just our grocery list?
The Best Pool Floats to Laze Away Summer Days
1. Tropical Palm Leaf Pool Float, $25
Spend your days floating on a Monstera leaf, especially one that has two cup holders. Luckily, you can’t over-water this bad girl. You had a good run, Flaura Croft.
Available at Target.
2. Llama Pool Float, $20
Getting on – and staying on – this float is our kind of Olympic event. Especially if that hot, shirtless guy from Tonga shows up.
Available at Target.
3. The Mixtape, $50
This oversized float is comfortable and large enough for a long day in the pool. Just don’t forget to flip over to Side B to keep your tan even.
Available at Loteli.
4. Popsicle Lounge Float with Glitter, $15
Everyone’s favorite ice cream truck treat is available in pool float form. Unless yours is a Push Pop and then – sorry? For so many reasons.
Available at Target.
5. Glitter Rosé Pool Lounger
If you like to yell “Rosé All Day” at least a few times each week, we’ve got the pool float for you! Rosé not included, unfortunately. Also please stop yelling. We’re still hungover from last time.
Available on Amazon.
6. Disco Dome, $299
Getting in or out of this disco dome is a thing we’ll figure out once it gets here. And once we get a pool that’s larger than our bathtub.
Available at FUNBOY.
7. Inflatable Avocado Pool Float
A two-in-one float and beach ball? We’ll have to quit avocado toast and save up for this.
Available on Amazon.
8. Sloth Pool Float, $20
Don’t forget to lather on the sunscreen for when you fully embody a sloth and take that inevitable pool nap.
Available at Target.
9. Chicken Fight Pool Floats
With this pool float set, you don’t need more than one friend to have a chicken fight. Beach volleyball is a different story.
Available on Amazon.
10. Glitter Flame Tube, $10
Is Hot Girl Summer still a thing? Answer: yes. With glitter this time around.
Available at Target.
11. Ombré Pineapple Pool Float, $20
This is going to look fantastic with your ombré nails. Also, pineapple belongs on pizza. *Runs away*
Available at Target.
12. Golden Dragon Pool Float
A pool float fit for a Khaleesi. Just call us Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains from now on.
Except for that unburnt part. We really should have listened about the SPF.
Available on Amazon.
13. Giant Jellyfish Pool Float
Spend your summer floating through life like a jellyfish. Vibing, but stinging if necessary.
Available on Amazon.
14. Diamond Ring Inflatable Pool Tube, $22
You don’t need a diamond ring from anyone when you can easily get this giant one for yourself. Unless Ariana wants to throw us one of her seven.
Available at Jasonwell.
15. Retro Phone Giant Inflatable Tube Float
A pool day is calling your name. We’ll meet you there right after we find a charger for this thing.
Available on Amazon.
16. Giant Narwhal Float, $59
Unicorns are cool, but narwhals are better. Or they’re at least familiar with water. Sorry, Swift!
Available at #GetFloaty.
17. Moscow Mule Pool Float, $25
Can you tell we’re a bit thirsty for summer?
Available at Kohl’s.
18. Planchette Pool Float, $65
If black is your favorite color, that doesn’t mean you don’t appreciate a good pool day. You definitely don’t have to miss out on the float fun. And thanks to this float, neither does your great Aunt Phyllis!
Available at Nightmare Toys.
19. Handcuffs Pool Float
If you have plenty of patience and some extra pocket change, you can order a custom pool float from The Pool Room. We hope they’re ready for a 15-page comic book float!
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