It’s getting hotter outside and we’ve started hoarding pool floats as if we spend our entire summer yachting. Gatsby would be so proud.
But gone are the days of when a simple circle float would do. If you’re not already lounging on a mystical creature or your favorite food, then let us help you live on the wild side with this list of the best pool floats.
From llamas to jellyfish to bottles of rosé, each one is less practical than the one before it. Wait, is this just our grocery list?
The Best Pool Floats to Laze Away Summer Days
1. Tropical Palm Leaf Pool Float, $25
2. Llama Pool Float, $20
3. The Mixtape, $50
4. Popsicle Lounge Float with Glitter, $15
5. Glitter Rosé Pool Lounger
If you like to yell “Rosé All Day” at least a few times each week, we’ve got the pool float for you! Rosé not included, unfortunately. Also please stop yelling. We’re still hungover from last time.
Available on Amazon.
6. Disco Dome, $299
7. Inflatable Avocado Pool Float
8. Sloth Pool Float, $20
9. Chicken Fight Pool Floats
10. Glitter Flame Tube, $10
11. Ombré Pineapple Pool Float, $20
12. Golden Dragon Pool Float
A pool float fit for a Khaleesi. Just call us Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains from now on.
Except for that unburnt part. We really should have listened about the SPF.
Available on Amazon.
13. Giant Jellyfish Pool Float
14. Diamond Ring Inflatable Pool Tube, $22
15. Retro Phone Giant Inflatable Tube Float
16. Giant Narwhal Float, $59
17. Moscow Mule Pool Float, $25
18. Planchette Pool Float, $65
If black is your favorite color, that doesn’t mean you don’t appreciate a good pool day. You definitely don’t have to miss out on the float fun. And thanks to this float, neither does your great Aunt Phyllis!
Available at Nightmare Toys.
19. Handcuffs Pool Float
If you have plenty of patience and some extra pocket change, you can order a custom pool float from The Pool Room. We hope they’re ready for a 15-page comic book float!
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