Christmas movies seems to come in one of three varieties: excruciatingly sappy (everything on the Hallmark Channel), depressing AF uplifted by a glimmer of hope (It’s a Wonderful Life), and funny.
Since the holidays can be challenging enough — looking at you ball of Christmas lights — we prefer our holiday flicks to be funny or action-packed or a mixture of both. So, here’s our favorite funny Christmas movie quotes from everything from Home Alone to Gremlins.
Funny Christmas Movie Quotes
1. “Does it sound like I’m ordering a pizza?” – John McClane, Die Hard
2. “Uh Oh.” — Gizmo, Gremlins
3. Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?” — Buddy the Elf, Elf
4. “Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?” — Scott Calvin, The Santa Clause
5. “Let’s put the ass back in Christmas! That didn’t come out exactly as I planned it, but you guys get what I mean.” — Carla, A Bad Moms Christmas
6. “He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.” — Mr. Parker, A Christmas Story
7. “Why the Hell did you take your shoes off?” – Harry, “Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?” – Marv, Home Alone
8. “I never liked a girl well enough to give her twelve sharp knives.” — Frank Cross, Scrooged
9. “Son of a Nutcracker!” — Buddy the Elf, Elf
10. “I have a cow and I sew. How’s that for hard to relate to?” — Graham, The Holiday
11. “Mother always taught me: never eat singing food” — Rizzo the Rat, The Muppet Christmas Carol
12. “It was an ugly tree anyway.” — Uncle Lewis, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
13. “Max. Help me… I’m feeling.” — The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas
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I've written or worked for a wide range of lifestyle sites and magazines, including Billboard, Nylon, Parade, Men's Journal, Us Weekly, Stuff, Blender, Beachbody, Alternative Press, Electronic Gaming Monthly, and more. See more on my LinkedIn.
On the baking side of things, I've run my own baking company and competed on Cupcake Wars, so hit me up with your baking questions! I respond fastest on Instagram where you can find me @letseatcakeblog
Want to know more? Here's my full bio.
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