From the M&Ms getting an unnecessary revamp to Wordle becoming the next stage of the pandemic, it’s been a curious week for funny tweets. Everyone seems to be feeling a little burnt out, but hopefully these raise your spirits a little. If not, might we suggest a Ouija board?
We’ll cool it with the corny jokes for now, but check out these funny tweets.
The Funniest Tweets This Week
1. The CDC says it’s ok to go to work if you’ve been bitten by a zombie.
https://twitter.com/HeroesInColor00/status/1481606258029477894
2. For a four day workweek.
https://twitter.com/roastmalone_/status/1483982299246960640
3. We’ll take a slice of the red velvet bread.
https://twitter.com/akilahgreen/status/1484181956883476487
4. Not yet…
5. Flurries expected in Los Angeles tomorrow.
https://twitter.com/AnnaDoesntWant2/status/1484229723903438849
6. Trust fund kids! They’re just like us!
https://twitter.com/tonyposnanski/status/1484139384559575044
7. Jeez, give them some privacy.
8. Exclamation points are next.
https://twitter.com/sannewman/status/1483209895684067329
9. The protein bars are right there. Don’t tempt us.
https://twitter.com/mrshvrif/status/1482077946710052864
10. Rude.
https://twitter.com/loganbartlett/status/1481628999499587595
11. Dunno…sounds sus.
https://twitter.com/PallaviGunalan/status/1481554662520082432
12. Nothing says being woke like ditching your heels.
https://twitter.com/LEBassett/status/1484215277495726085
13. Us: thanks for the reminder to order white go-go boots.
https://twitter.com/titonka/status/1484260401328054273
14. Was it the silly straw?
https://twitter.com/hansdickie/status/1484026828201381889
15. You heard the raccoon.
https://twitter.com/Thuggedraccoon/status/1483145808035954694
16. Who doesn’t get one? And don’t everyone say Pauly D at once.
https://twitter.com/JerseyShore/status/1484259932597886979
17. Laundry done. Ga-ling! Dishes washed. Ga-ling! Yeah, ok, she’s right.
https://twitter.com/its_me_your_mom/status/1483617947419615233
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