Whether you like it or not, Wi-Fi has become a necessity of our modern life. But even if you have to sell your soul to Big Corporate Internet Daddy, it doesn’t mean you have to abide by their rules. Be a part of the rebellion by using one of these funny Wi-Fi names for your home base.
And pay your monthly fee. We’re not saying you should be that rebellious.
These amusing and creative Wi-Fi names add a touch of humor and personality to the otherwise mundane task of connecting to the Internet. That is, when you’re not stealing – er, borrowing – it from your local coffee shop.
From puns to pop culture references, these ideas will make anyone creeping on your network laugh. If only that could explain all the weird noises coming from your upstairs neighbor’s apartment.
101 Funny Wi-Fi Names
- No More Mr. Wi-Fi
- Wi Believe I Can Fi
- Keep It On The Download
- Never Gonna Give You Wi-Fi
- Panic At The Cisco
- Chance the Router
- Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
- Bill Wi the Science Fi
- Look Ma, No Wires
- Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi
- I Pronounce You Man And Wi-Fi
- Router? I Hardly Know Her!
- IP Frequently
- It Burns When IP
- Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wifi
- Wifi Art Thou Romeo
- Wi Oh Wi
- Wi-Finders Keepers
- Wi-Fight the Feeling
- Putting In The Network
- Wi-Find You Cute
- Wu-Tang LAN
- A LANister Never Forgets
- LANnisters Pay Their Debts
- The Ping of the North
- Winternet is Coming
- May the Wi-Force Be With You
- Jar Jar Linksys
- These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For
- LAN Solo
- Return Of The Wi-Fi
- Luke, I Am Your Router
- Fi-Wi Name, This Is
- Darth Router
- Live Long And Router
- Yer A Wifi Harry
- Connecto Patronum
- rIP Hedwig
- Accio Internet
- Lord Voldemodem
- You Shall Not Password
- One Wifi to Rule Them All
- One Does Not Simply Log Into Mordor
- Lord Of The Pings
- Bilbo Laggins
- Go Go Router Rangers
- Titanic Syncing
- Routers Of The Lost Ark
- Wi-Fi Fo Fum
- Leaky Sync
- Smooth As Buffer
- Drop It Like Its Hotspot
- Just One Byte
- New England Clam Router
- LAN Down Under
- Silence of the LANS
- 99 Problems But Wi-Fi Ain’t One
- Where The Wild Pings Are
- If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Modem
- Networking 9 to 5
- Hopping On The Bandwidth
- Another Brick In The Firewall
- The Password is…
- Free WiFi
- Reservation Required
- Who What When Where WiFi
- Nacho Wifi
- Wi Fi Fo Fum
- Nothing But Net
- Girls Gone Wireless
- Huge Tracts of LAN
- Theodore Routervelt
- Linksys Lohan
- Winona Router
- Ludwig WAN Beethoven
- John Wilkes Bluetooth
- Bob DyLAN
- LAN Morrison
- Torrent Gump
- Formerly Known as Prints
- Where the Wild Pings Are
- America’s Next Top Modem
- PorqueFi
- Definitely Not an FBI Surveillance Van
- My Password Is 1234
- Help, I’m Trapped in This Router
- Feed Me
- No Internet Access
- You Won’t Get Hacked Here
- Mother’s Maiden Name
- Not A Virus
- 404 Network Unavailable
- Rebellious Amish Family
- Hot Signals in Your Area
- That’s What She SSID
- Tell My Wifi Love Her
- Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO
- We’ve Been Trying To Reach You About Your Car’s Extended Warranty
- Escaped Nigerian Prince
- Do Re Mi Fa So La Wi Fi
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When not sitting behind a computer writing and editing, she’s an avid runner and yogi with an RYT 200 certification. Follow her on Instagram @hannah_rex and LinkedIn.
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