10 Furniture Puns That Are Bedder Than You’d Think

Have you ever thought about furniture puns? Probably not. However, these puns are Sofa-bulous we thought it’d be worth bringing them up. 

While furniture puns may never make their way into the popular vernacular, they’ll help you come up with some clever wordplay your furniture-making sweetheart. Or, that friend of yours who always comes over to help you build literally anything from IKEA.

Funny Furniture Puns

1. To that person who celebrates the fact that they’re never letting go of the bed they bought on eBay.

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2. What are these shelves made of? Velvet?

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3. This mug that is the bearer of bad news no one expected.

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4. Keeps the doors open to new opportunities with this clever doorstop.

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5. You misplaced the Allen wrench again, didn’t you?

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6. That’s nice. You still can’t borrow our fancy gaming chair.

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7. What we make our friends wear when they lose musical chairs.

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8. :Nervous laughter:

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9. If you never want to build your own furniture again, positive reinforcement goes a long way.

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10. These stamps that will help make anyone’s days whether they’re feeling fantastic or they’re ready to relax in a cozy recliner.

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Luis Diaz

Luis Diaz is a banker by day and home decor and interior design writer by night. He’s worked on renovating properties in the south Florida area working on fixing up properties to rent as well as fix and flips. You can catch with him on his home decor blog at SwankyDenand on LinkedIn.

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