It’s almost Halloween, that time of the year when the veil between worlds is the thinnest and when and you can finally hold your graveyard seances without getting weird looks. Or at least fewer of them.
When those otherworldly spirits arrive and it’s no longer just you and the skeletons, don’t waste time trying to come up with the perfect Instagram caption. Instead, just use one of these ghost puns.
21 Ghost Puns
1. If you’ve got it, haunt it!
2. “I’m the voice inside your head… you refuse to hear.” Or, maybe just a ghost.
3. Party crashers, Halloween style.
4. You really break a sweat casting out those demons.
5. When you die with unfinished craft projects.
6. We’d trust these women to lead us in a seance.
7. Just your basic ghost.
8. Beetlejuice, what happened to you?
9. No, no, we’re not leaving the party. Oh look we forgot something in our car.
10. You can see right through us, can’t you?
11. We took Spirit Week a little too far this time.
12. Is Ryan Gosling’s ghost “haunting” us again?
13. Ok, but Coors Light, tho?
14. You can’t escape the puns.
15. Till death do us part.
16. And you thought your neighbors were weird.
— Janice Chun (@ghostbuddeez) January 21, 2016
17. Specializing in paranormal fiction.
18. Ghost in the streets.
19. This is not flattening the curve.
20. Even death can’t stop us from brunching.
21. We’re a little terrified of coriander ourselves.
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