Choosing the right gifts for your wife is a challenging task, especially if it feels like you’ve already given her everything. News flash: perfume and jewelry aren’t the only things you can get her! We put together a list of creative gifts for every kind of woman just to prove it. Us? Competitive? No… never.
From fashion and beauty gift ideas, to yoga mats and NFTs, we mean it when we say we’ve got something for everyone (and probably a bunch of stuff you’ll want too).
Gifts Your Wife Will Actually Want to Keep
1. LL Bean Women’s Wicked Good Slippers, Squam Lake, $79
These cozy slippers come in six different colors, and they look like the kind of things she’ll never want to take off. Unless you’re offering a foot rub.
Available at LL Bean.
2. Great Women of Science Pint Glass, $24.95
Who among us can say it’s not our dream to share a pint with Marie Curie? Until another badass woman finds a way for us to travel back in time, this pint glass will have to do.
Available at Etsy.
3. Anthropologie Sorelli Monogram Crystal Necklace, $68
Bad news if her name starts with V. Good news if it starts with… X? Look, we’re not sure how Anthropologie decided which letters to include on these necklaces, but thankfully, T as in Troy is covered.
Available at Anthropologie.
4. Murder Most Puzzling Book, $17
Calling all true crime fans. Rather, husbands and wives of true crime fans who have been subjected to learning about the gruesome details of heinous crimes over dinner. She’ll love this puzzle book where she devour all the gruesome details of fake crimes. You probably won’t love it as much.
Available at Uncommon Goods.
5. Sunday Riley Power Couple Advanced Retinol and Lactic Acid Duo, $72
Nothing says “power couple” like this skin care kit. What it doesn’t say is, “Of course you don’t need the anti-aging properties!” But you probably should.
Available at Sephora.
6. Genetics & DNA Softcover Notebook, $24.95
The ideal gift if your wife is a biologist who needs a place to record the results of her experiments. Our last experiment was of the social variety, and it turns out people don’t like being watched without permission. Go figure.
Available at Etsy.
7. Bala Bangles Adjustable Wrist and Ankle Weights (Set of 2), $49
These cult-favorite weights will add an element of challenge to any workout. Illuminati-approved.
Available at Food52.
8. Brown Swirl Press On Coffin Nails, $13.59
If your lady is always getting her nails done, give her the gift of some press-on nails. She’ll want to wear them again and again, so you should probably get two sets, just in case. Maybe she’ll let you borrow the second one!
Available at Etsy.
9. An NFT
Crypto lovers will rejoice at a shiny new NFT in their wallet. You can browse sites like OpenSea and find one that matches your lady’s graphic style. NFT frame options are still limited, but this one will work.
Available at OpenSea.
10. Silk PJ Set, $275
Silk pajamas are one of those luxury gifts that your wife will love, but would probably never buy for herself. Like Lululemon leggings and that yacht over there. Aw, you shouldn’t have!
Available at ShopBop.
11. Marvel Villainous: Infinite Power Board Game, $44.99
Bring out her naughty side with this strategic board game where you play as Marvel villains. You are contractually obligated to play with her at least once or she calls Thanos.
Available at Ravensburger.
12. Can I Mix You A Drink? Cocktail Book by T-Pain, $19.87
What do you get when you combine hip-hop and liquor? A Cheetos art show. And this cocktail book by T-Pain. One of those things makes a great gift. The other isn’t covered in orange dust.
Available at Amazon.
13. VIRTUE Best Seller Blockbuster Set, $122
Shampoo and conditioner might feel like something your mom used to get you that you would roll your eyes at, but VIRTUE products really are luxury hair care. She’ll be too busy running her fingers through her hair to notice that you forgot to refill the Brita. Again.
Available at DermStore.
14. Andy Warhol Campbell’s Soup Can Red Skateboard Deck, $220
This unique skateboard deck features an Andy Warhol pop art print. And a portion of the proceeds go to NGO Skateistan, an organization that empowers kids with skateboarding education, which is not just a vocabulary lesson on what ‘skateboarding’ means.
Available at The LACMA Store.
15. The Coffee Book by Anette Moldvaer (Hardcover), $20.49
It’s a coffee table book and a coffee book. And it’s the perfect gift if your wife is one of those coffee lovers who asks the barista about the origins of her morning brew. You might also want to get her a coffee bean subscription while you’re at it.
Available at Target.
16. Forever in Debt to Tom Nook Animal Crossing Candle, $18
Get her this candle to light while she sacrifices a lot of sea creatures in pursuit of paying off Tom Nook’s relentless debts. Bonus points if you make the candle smell like money.
Available on Etsy.
17. Alo Yoga Airlift Intrigue Bra & Leggings Set, $176
A workout set from Alo is the best gift for women who live at the gym. Or on their Peloton. On second thought, maybe she could use a bed?
Available at Alo.
18. Picnic Time Essential Garden Tote Bag and Tools, $42.95
For ladies with a budding green thumb, get her a garden tote bag that comes with the essential gardening tools. Start calling her Leslie, because the city’s parks and rec employees will love her.
Available at Food52.
19. Crypto Rock Glasses, $30
Sadly, Bitcoin is not included. But maybe if you’re really good this year, this will convince your wife to finally teach you what cryptocurrency is.
Available at Uncommon Goods.
20. Banana Republic Cashmere Sweater Hoodie, $169
Yes, hoodies come in cashmere now, so she might finally stop stealing yours.
Available at Banana Republic.
21. Darth Vader Pen Holder, $18.50
May the Force be with her as she navigates another day at the office in a meeting that could have been an email. This Star Wars pen holder should help.
Available at Etsy.
22. Transatlantica Cup & Saucers, Set of 4, $252
A fancy tea set will make your wife feel like a Queen as she enjoys her afternoon cup. She’ll simply lose her head when she sees these. Too soon?
Available at Williams Sonoma.
23. Express Rhinestone Embellished Pom Beanie, $34
To match her sparkling personality, get a rhinestone embellished knit hat. Yes, you can use that line in your card. We won’t tell.
Available at Express.
24. James Bond 007 Engraved Lighter, $58.95
We’re all counting down the days for our first female James Bond. Keep the anticipation burning with a sleek engraved lighter that’s refillable for a lifetime. Best to have the ingredients for a martini on hand, just in case.
Available at Zippo.
25. Bamboo Bathtub Tray Caddy
Fair warning: the term “caddy” implies that you will bring her hot cocoa refills while she soaks in the bath with this bathtub tray.
Available at Amazon.
26. J. Crew Cashmere-Lined Leather Touchscreen Gloves, $118
These gloves are made of cashmere and leather, making them both comfortable and warm. And expensive. Hey, you can’t win ‘em all.
Available at J. Crew.
27. LELO Sona Cruise Sonic Massager Cerise Sex Toy
Help her get in touch with her sensual side and gift her a high quality sex toy from Lelo. It comes with eight pleasure settings, and you make it an even nine. That’s how math works.
Available at Amazon.
28. Grandiose Greece Jigsaw Puzzle, $20.99
If you’ve been promising her a trip to Europe for the past few years without delivering, you might want to choose a puzzle of Detroit instead.
Available at Ravensburger.
29. KitchenAid Professional 5 Plus Series 5-Quart Bowl Lift Stand Mixer, $249.99
The holiday season is a great time of year to buy a KitchenAid, because they’re usually on sale for the lowest price of the year. Pairs well with this cupcake recipe. *hint hint*
Available at KitchenAid.
30. Converse Chuck 70 Chuck Taylor Sneakers, $85
Is your wife a skater girl? You can’t go wrong with giving her a new pair of trusty Chuck Taylors. But it Tony Hawk falls in love with her, you can’t blame us.
Available at Converse.
31. Jade Yoga Level One Mat, $49
Jade Yoga makes stellar yoga mats for yogis of all levels. Look at you perfecting shavasana.
Available at Jade Yoga.
32. Support Your Local Library Shirt, $10.79+
Book nerds, librarians, and impassioned civil servants alike would love this retro library tee. Fill the box with books and you’ll see your wife again in three weeks.
Available at Etsy.
33. BRUMATE 14oz. Uncork’d Stainless Steel Wine Tumbler, $24.99
This tumbler is designed to keep her wine at the perfect temperature. Kind of like the Brita water if you remembered to put back in the fridge.
Available at Target.
34. Botanical Blockprinting Kit, $54.90
For the wife who’s always getting into new DIY projects, go for a block printing kit. We’re legally obligated to tell you that we can’t be held responsible if all your t-shirts suddenly have leaves on them.
Available at Etsy.
35. Personalized Wood Cutting Board, $51.25
You’ll never forget her name again with this cutting board displayed prominently in your home.
Available at Etsy.
When she's not typing away on her laptop, you can find Laura working on her MBA at Boston College, listening to Taylor Swift, or sweating it out at an OrangeTheory class. Follow her on Instagram @LauraKristine21 and LinkedIn.
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