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Twitter Reacts to Jeff Bezos’ Dick-Shaped Space Odyssey

By Laura Davis | July 20, 2021 | Leave a Comment
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While we’re out here waiting for flying cars, three of the world’s billionaires are busy having a dick-measuring contest. One that literally involves flying into space in a rocketship shaped like a phallus.

This morning, Jeff Bezos, accompanied by his brother, Mark Bezos, Oliver Daemon and Wally Funk, rocketed into space on Blue Origin’s New Shepard suborbital launch vehicle. If you think Blue Origin sounds like the name of a fancy dildo company, you’re not alone.

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets

Bezos followed Richard Branson, who last week, boarded Virgin Galactic’s vessel on his first voyage into space. And we can’t forget about Elon Musk, the Dogefather and founder of SpaceX, who has the mission of colonizing Mars.

As usual, Twitter has thoughts on the matter, and a lot of them involve the shape of Blue Organ… ahem, Blue Origin.

 

20 Funny Tweets About Jeff Bezos’ Space Voyage

1. MacKenzie Scott is the real winner here.

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets - divorce outcome

 

2. A gal can dream.

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets - boss goes to space

 

3. Coming soon: space-grown veggies.

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets - Whole Foods

 

4. We’re all thinking it.

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets - rocket looks like

 

5. And he’s on his way to new heights.

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets - divorced because he wanted space

 

6. Jeff, probably.

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets - one giant leap

 

7. Blue Orgasm, reporting for duty.

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets - overcompensating

 

8. It’s called a moonion.

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets - Moon is unionized

 

9. Aliens, beware!

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets - selling books

 

10. We’ll take the alien version, please.

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets - workers conditions improve

 

11. We’re not mad, just disappointed.

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets - no nutsack

 

12. Fair warning. 

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets - let aliens know

 

13. And this person just tells it like it is.

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets - huge dildo

 

14. Phallic space vessel?

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets - AP style dong rocket

 

15. To the moon!

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets - stock market

 

16. Are you Tony Hawk?

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets - forget who he is

 

17. Wait a minute…

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets - Austin Powers

 

18. Delivery not included.

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets - Prime Day Sale

 

19. Just the tip will return.

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets - giant dick

 

20. Aaaand that’s a wrap.

Jeff Bezos Space Tweets - space gets screwed

 

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Laura is the Boston-based Editorial Apprentice here at Let's Eat Cake. When she's not writing, reading or listening to Taylor Swift, you can find her slinging thrifted clothing and promoting the benefits of shopping secondhand on Instagram and YouTube.
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