search instagram twitter facebook pinterest chevron-right chevron-left email menu cross
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to menu-404 navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • Skip to footer

Let's Eat Cake

Let's Eat Cake is the lifestyle site for Millennial women. We’re your source for lifestyle, entertainment, fashion, beauty, jokes, puns, food news, coffee trends, and baking recipes.

  • Lifestyle
  • Food + Drink
  • Funny
  • Recipes
  • Entertainment
  • Shop
  • Contact
  • About
  • Subscribe
  • Privacy
  • Terms
  • Advertise
© 2023 Let's Eat Cake
  • Food + Drink
  • Funny
  • Lifestyle
  • Recipes
Home » Seasonal » Christmas

These Elves on the Shelves Definitely Made The Naughty List

By Leah Mulroney | November 8, 2021 | 1 Comment
This post may contain affiliate links that we collect a share of sales from. Click here for more details.
4.3K shares
Naughty Elf on the Shelf - poisoned coffee
Naughty Elf on the Shelf - toothpaste Oreos
Naughty Elf on the Shelf - what did he do last night
Naughty Elf on the Shelf - office copier
Naughty Elf on the Shelf - dinosaur feeding

Ah, holiday traditions. If one of yours involves the cheery Elf On The Shelf, we’ve rounded up a few ideas that will make it way more fun for you. Ours includes putting a DVD of Will Ferrell’s Elf on the mantel and seeing how long it takes someone to tell us Blu-Ray was better.

The conceit is that he or she is meant to keep kids on their best behavior during Christmas because it’s Santa’s eyes and ears. And you thought having an FBI guy living in your computer was bad.

Some people like to pose their elves doing cute things like riding reindeer or playing games. But, let’s be real. When the kids go to bed, this bored-to-tears elf gets into some trouble of it own. So, here’s a bunch of naughty Elf on the Shelf ideas to keep you entertained this holiday season.

Naughty Elf on the Shelf

Naughty Elf on the Shelf Ideas

1. Elf Prankster

Santa’s had this minty Oreo surprise coming for a long time. That’s what happens when you don’t pay your elves a living wage!

Naughty Elf on the Shelf - toothpaste Oreos
Photo Credit: @_mummy4_2

 

2. The Elf Poisoner

We’re sure he was just trying to get the party started early… right, Mr. Elf?

Naughty Elf on the Shelf - poisoned coffee
Photo Credit: @danngodwin

 

3. Feeding the Dinosaurs

He knows you’re not supposed to feed the velociraptors. Especially after midnight.

Naughty Elf on the Shelf - dinosaur feeding
Photo Credit: @joelucy1

 

4. Hungover Elf

We’ve all been there. Just keep alternating the coffee and the coconut water, my friend.

Naughty Elf on the Shelf - what did he do last night
Photo Credit: @funkyjunkfromthecountry

 

5. Office Elf

Who used up all the printer paper copying their butt? And, don’t play coy with us, Barbie.

Naughty Elf on the Shelf - office copier
Photo Credit: @trixieandelfonzoelf

 

6. Lemonade Stand Elf

Warning: this may give your cousin some questionable ideas once the entrepreneurial bug hits this summer.

Naughty Elf on the Shelf - Lemonade peeing
Photo Credit: @_mummy4_2

7. Elf On The Lam

He said he would blackmail you if you turned him in, so you better hope he doesn’t have any connections on the inside.

Naughty Elf on the Shelf - under arrest
Photo Credit: @dbsmacshack

 

8. Bathroom Elf

And he left the seat up.

Naughty Elf on the Shelf - pooping
Photo Credit: @ashleybrookeaycock

 

9. Overly Affectionate Elf

We’re sending this one straight to HR.

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by V A N E S S A R H O A D E S (@vanessa__rhoades)

 

10. Elf On A Motorcycle

This is so inappropriate. Seriously, where are everyone’s helmets?

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Monsieur French (@monsieur_french_x)

 

11. Snowman Killer

That’s a really nice snowman you built there. It would be a shame…if someone….ruined all your hard work.

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by CandyDanElf (@candydanelf)

 

12. Elf Orgy

He saw those Barbies that you bought for your niece and charmed them right out of the box. Phrasing?

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Trevor Rowan (@flatspot)

 

13. Frat Boy Elf

If anyone tells you that you’re too old to take shots of jingle juice at the family holiday party, just blame this guy.

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Dewey (@theelfthatfellofftheshelf)

 

14. Horror Elf

You knew the elves were a little tight knit for coworkers, but you never expected a cult in your apartment. At least not this week.

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Emo The Anarchist Elf 😈 (@emotheelf)

 

15. College Dorm Elf

Anyone caught playing “Wonderwall” on an acoustic guitar will be immediately added to the naughty list.

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Kip The Elf (@kiptheelf)

 

16. Elf At The Strip Club

Santa sent this elf out for more wrapping paper but he spent all the money at the strip club. He says newspaper will do just fine as wrapping paper.

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Kip The Elf (@kiptheelf)

 

17. Stoned Elf

Mom loves him because he told her the green bean casserole was extra tasty this year.

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Kip The Elf (@kiptheelf)

  • Author
  • Recent Posts
Leah Mulroney
Leah Mulroney
Leah Mulroney is a writer and standup comedian in Austin, TX, because she loves attention. Her written works can be found on The List, in The Keene Sentinel, and Medium. And she performs her feminine humor on stages all over Texas and the US.
When she's not behind the keyboard or holding a microphone in her hands, you can find Leah having deep philosophical conversations with her tiny dog, letting bags of kale go bad in her fridge while she goes out in search of happy-hour priced sushi, and watching so much true crime TV that she's pretty sure she could actually get away with murder at this point. Follow her on Twitter for the jokes and on Instagram for the "aesthetic."
Leah Mulroney
Latest posts by Leah Mulroney (see all)
  • 14 Strange and Unusual Beetlejuice Nail Designs for Halloween - August 22, 2022
  • 5 Ways to Order Starbucks Caramel Frappuccino That You Haven’t Tried Yet - August 1, 2022
  • Skip the Museum’s Gift Shop and Get One Of These Art Tattoos Instead - July 27, 2022
As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. This post may contain affiliate links from Amazon and other sites that we collect a share of sales from.
4.3K shares

Read This Next

Costco’s Beer and Wine Advent Calendars Are Coming Back for Christmas

Costco’s Beer and Wine Advent Calendars Are Coming Back for Christmas

16 Funny Gingerbread Houses That (Almost) Look Good Enough to Move Into

16 Funny Gingerbread Houses That (Almost) Look Good Enough to Move Into

Elf Cereal Is Hitting Store Shelves This Holiday Season

Elf Cereal Is Hitting Store Shelves This Holiday Season

These 19 Christmas Party Ideas Are Tacky AF and We Want Them All

These 19 Christmas Party Ideas Are Tacky AF and We Want Them All

Reader Interactions

Comments

Skip to Comment Form
  1. AvatarMisti says

    December 8, 2022 at 5:52 pm

    “Honey, the elf is drunk again”

    Reply

Leave a Comment Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published.

Primary Sidebar

Trending Now

  • Adult Jokes 50 Adult Jokes That We Laughed At Because We’re Very Mature
  • Adult Dirty Jokes 65 Dirty Adult Jokes You Should Text Your Partner
  • Best Dutch Bros Drinks The Best Dutch Bros Drinks To Try The Next Time You Need a Pick Me Up

Footer

  • Categories
  • Food + Drink
  • Funny
  • Travel
  • Lifestyle
  • Recipes
  • More
  • About
  • Contact
  • Press
  • Advertise
  • Web Stories
  • Editorial Policy
© 2016–2023 Let's Eat Cake
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of Service
4.3K shares