You grow out of a lot of things as you get older – all night ragers, sleeping on the floor, your favorite Juicy Couture sweatsuit. But you don’t have to grow out of play time. Turn date night into game night with these silly and steamy sex games for couples.
Unlike Monopoly, you’ll actually want these games to go all night long. And you’ll still like each other after, unlike after Diplomacy.
25 Fun Sex Games for Couples
1. Loopy: Game for Couples
Spin the wheel, pick a card, and get down to business. This game includes categories like talks, kisses, and fondles. Will you be kissing your partner on the neck or asking them about their threesome fantasies?
It even comes with a silk tie to blindfold your partner while you steal all of the game night snacks.
Monogamy is a board game that moves you through levels like “Intimate” and “Passion” to bring you closer together. With 400 cards, you’ll be able to play this game again and again, especially since you probably won’t finish. The game, that is.
Some of the cards even have assignments for later in the week, so the fun keeps going. Sneak in “take out the trash” and see if they notice.
You know what really spices things up in the bedroom? Capitalism. Sexopoly lets you build your own “adult” business empire. The game is for two to eight players, so you can play as a couple, a throuple, or with a group of very good friends.
Instead of calling the top hat piece, you’ll be playing as a beaver, pussy, or cock. Jail time doesn’t sound so bad in this version!
4. Grab Bag
Put all of your toys in a bag: your vibrators, your handcuffs, your cock rings, your blind folds, your spatula you’ve been using as a paddle. Shake it all up and pick out two random items to use for your next sexual encounter. It’s way more fun than the toy chest at the doctor’s office.
5. After Dinner Amusements: Truth or Dare for Couples
This game comes in an adorable little tin, which reminds us that you should probably grab a mint before playing any sexy games. Each card has a truth or a dare option, so you can pick: will you tell your partner about your “first time” or will you leave your partner a sexy voicemail to listen to later?
6. O-ing Tower
Jenga, but make it horny. Each stacking brick has a sexy challenge or question and you never know what you’ll get. Bricks range from saccharine sweet to seriously raunchy to just plain silly.
Pick the “draw each other’s genitals” tile and you’ll be sketching your partner like one of your French girls. Priceless diamond necklace not included.
7. Talk Flirt Dare
This game has three category card decks of, you guessed it: Talk, Flirt, or Dare. No complicated rules here – just pick a card from a deck to get started.
The game is designed for two to four players, so it’s perfect for a double date or to break the ice with play partners. Or the person next to you on a really long flight. You can only watch so many movies!
8. Hot and Cold
Grab a hot drink and an ice cold drink. Take turns using the hot and cold drinks to change the temperature of the mouth and use your mouth on all of their sensitive spots. You’ll be in and out and up and down. Like Twister, but less strenuous on your hamstrings.
9. Naughty But Dice
It’s the perfect gift for that Dungeons and Dragons player in your life. This four-pack of dice will decide your nighttime activities, with categories of positions, body parts, and foreplay. It comes in fun colors like glow in the dark, and includes an e-book of 240 sex positions.
Luckily, there’s no way to get a critical failure in this game. We might argue that “ice” plus “toes” is a failure, but to each their own.
10. Better Together: Spicier
Inspired by the New York Times “36 Questions that Lead to Closeness,” this version is less grey lady and more Penthouse Forum. The pack includes 50 question cards designed to reveal your kinks, fantasies, and turn-ons. Pair with a cabernet sauvignon for romantic dinner conversation.
11. Trmbacy DIY Sex Posture Diagram Scratch-Off Chart
If you loved those scratch off travel maps, you’ll love this risqué version. This chart has 72 sexual positions that you can scratch off as you try them. It’s the perfect addition to your bedroom decor. Just remember it’s there when you give house tours to guests.
12. Strip Twister
Dust off your classic game of Twister and add these new rules that will really tie you up in knots. Whenever the spinner lands on red, everyone takes off a piece of clothing. The challenge: you have to take them off while you’re twisted. It’s time to see how dexterous your toes really are.
13. The Wheel of Love
When you don’t have the patience to read any rules, grab this self-explanatory sex game. Hit the button on this battery operated wheel to spin through 17 erotic suggestions, and then perform whatever you land on. We won’t tell if you rig it to land on “Butt Massage.” After all, you did go for a run last month!
14. Toilet Tag
Unless you have a niche kink, you probably don’t think of toilet time as something sexy. But, if you and your significant other share a bathroom, you can now share a lot more with this game.
It’s designed to be hung in the bathroom and has a range of questions to help co-habitating couples get to know each other better. From “What’s your partner’s favorite smell?” to “what’s one thing about penises you’ve never fully understood?” they’ll make your bathroom breaks more intimate than you could have ever imagined. Or wanted.
15. OpenMity Love Battleship
Ready to upgrade your strip Battleship tournament? You already know the rules, so turn up the sea shanties and set sail on this sexy board game. With 50 cards that feature playful ice breakers and tantalizing tasks, you both may end up wet by the end of the game. Because of sunken ships, of course.
16. Find the Honey
Lay down or stand somewhere that it’s ok to get a little sticky. Blindfold one partner and put a spot of honey on the other. The blindfolded partner finds the honey using their hands, lips, tongues or…whatever. Just remember the classic saying: no sugar in the honey pot, or you’ll get an infection. We think that was Rumi.
17. Kinky Truth or Dare: Pick-a-Stick
You can’t draw the short straw on this one. The box comes with 50 sticks, each with a sex dare or steamy question. Try the “Sexy Truth or Dare” version for a more vanilla option. Cherry on top not included for either, but encouraged.
Once you and your boo download this phone app and connect with a private code, things start to get spicy. The app will ask you questions about what new sex activities you want to try. Like Tinder, if you both swipe yes, it shows you that you’re both interested. You can send each other challenges or custom questions, making this the perfect time to introduce them to the concept of Founding Fathers role play.
19. Sex Fortunes Tarot Cards for Lovers
Manifest a hot night for you and your partner with this set of sexy tarot cards. Each card has an illustration of an act of service or a new sex position. Bonus points if you can incorporate your broomstick. And yes, we mean an actual broomstick. But we understand where your mind went first.
20. Dress Up
It’s probably been awhile since you broke out the princess dress and tiara. Take turns dressing each other up in sexy outfits. Maybe they like you dressed in an elegant gown, a leather temptress, or your Spider-Man costume from last Halloween. It has been a while since you got to show off your upside down kissing skills!
21. Dirty Charades
We would argue that any game of charades is sexy if you’re doing it right. But this version turns things up a notch with dirty suggestions like “banana hammock” and “riding bareback.” This is one improv night we’d actually enjoy. (Sorry, Steve.)
22. Never Have I Ever…
With this “Hot and Dirty” edition, learn everything you could ever want to know about your partner…and maybe some things you didn’t want to know. You can play as a couple or with friends, but the loser has to give a sexy prize to the winner.
If you and your partner are competitive, you probably have had some decidedly un-sexy times arguing over Monopoly. Channel that competitive spirit with this phone app. You’ll compete in games to earn points that you can cash in to give your partner a sexy dare. It’s a much better way to lose than being bankrupted by their hotel on Boardwalk. Which they totally cheated to get, by the way.
24. Oral Fun
It’s “the game of eating out whilst staying in,” and you’ll want to stay in all night. It’s a battle to reach square 69 by blowing, sucking, kissing and licking your way to the end. Or you can just skip right to 69ing – sometimes appetizers are overrated.
25. 1,000 Sex Games
What’s better than one sex game? A grand of them. You’ll never run out of fun with this box of naughty dice, spin the bottle, strip spinner, and more.
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