These Dutch Bros Rebel Secret Menu Drinks Are Works of Art

For the days when a regular old cup of coffee won’t cut it, a Dutch Bros Rebel energy drink is just what you and your waning productivity need. But if you’ve already gone through all their regular offerings, you have to try these Dutch Bros Rebel Secret Menu drinks.

Relive your days at summer camp when you got the ultimate dessert in  the form of an orange creamsicle ice cream pop. But if we could leave out the mosquitos this time, that’d be great.

Tell us you live in the mile high city without telling us you live in the mile high city. Mostly because we’re still wheezing from the altitude and can’t hear anything.

This stunning drink is made with green tea, coconut milk, and strawberry drizzle. And the confidence that it looks better than 90% of the fashion influencers on any given day.

Now you can tell your doctor you’re eating your fruits! Just don’t let them ask too many questions.

All of the flavor, none of those pesky, tiny seeds that don’t make any logical sense to eat. Or suck on? Chew? Use when you lose some of  your Checkers pieces?

Swipe up for all 17 drinks!