For the days when a regular old cup of coffee won’t cut it, a Dutch Bros Rebel energy drink is just what you and your waning productivity need. But if you’ve already gone through all their regular offerings, you have to try these Dutch Bros Rebel Secret Menu drinks.
Also, maybe try going to bed a bit earlier?
These secret menu energy creations are packed with flavor, color, and of course, plenty of caffeine. And if you prefer to get your sugar in a different form, you can get a sugar-free Rebel drink. We really are living in the modern world. If only those flying cars would come around.
Unlike the Starbucks Secret menu, which includes drinks that are created by anyone with a sweet tooth and some extra time on their hands, the Dutch Bros secret menu has drinks that are actually created by the staff. That means you don’t have to explain your order with a 10 bullet point checklist. You can just order the drink by its name.
From Orange Creamsicle to Rainbow Rebel and tons of creative mixes in between, there’s something on this list for any craving or color preference. Because when it comes to your beverages, we all know that presentation is the most important factor.
Dutch Bros Rebel Secret Menu Drinks
1. Pineapple and Red Razz
We’re not sure if we’re hallucinating from all the caffeine, but we’re pretty sure last night’s sunset got its look from this drink. Definitely not the other way around.
2. Orange Creamsicle
Relive your days at summer camp when you got the ultimate dessert in the form of an orange creamsicle ice cream pop. But if we could leave out the mosquitos this time, that’d be great.
3. Shark Attack
Maybe if someone had asked Jaws if he wanted anything when they were going on a coffee run, the movie would have ended a bit differently. Just saying, thoughtfulness goes a long way. Also, we’d like two of these, please.
4. Kiwi Apple
Now you can tell your doctor you’re eating your fruits! Just don’t let them ask too many questions.
5. Orange Pomegranate
All of the flavor, none of those pesky, tiny seeds that don’t make any logical sense to eat. Or suck on? Chew? Use when you lose some of your Checkers pieces?
6. Denver Broncos Rebel
Tell us you live in the mile high city without telling us you live in the mile high city. Mostly because we’re still wheezing from the altitude and can’t hear anything.
7. Lavender Strawberry
Lavender Haze had its time. But Dutch Bros is bringing us into the era of Lavender Strawberry. Don’t worry, the outfits will still be just as cute.
8. Autumn Blend
This Rebel secret menu creation is made with blended pumpkin and green apple Rebel and a pumpkin drizzle cup. Pumpkin spice lattes are shaking. Out of fear, that is. And because they forgot their coat. We told you it would be chilly!
9. Pineapple Coconut
You put the pineapple in the coconut and drink it all up… It works if you don’t think about it too hard.
10. Pastel Ombre Rebel Drink
This stunning drink is made with green tea, coconut milk, and strawberry drizzle. And the confidence that it looks better than 90% of the fashion influencers on any given day.
11. Blended Mango Kiwi Rebel
Can’t make it to tropical vacation this year? No problem! This fruity Rebel drink is practically the same thing. Or at least that’s what some weird travel agent told us.
12. Holly Jolly Strawberry
Between the autumnal orange and red drink colors, and the green sprinkings on top, we’re not totally sure if this is a fall drink or a Christmas drink. So just to be safe, we’re going to drink it through both seasons. And coincidentally, not sleeping for three months.
13. Vampire Slayer
If this combination of strawberry, pomegranate, and Rebel isn’t the best way to get rid of garlic breath, then we don’t know what is.
14. Vanilla Raspberry Rebel
Watch out, chocolate. Vanilla has a new best friend and her name is Ras P Berry. (The P is silent.) (Obviously.)
15. Rainbow Rebel
Forget about Skittles – you can drink the rainbow with this Rebel secret menu creation! It’s a Passionfruit Rebel blended with strawberry drizzle on the bottom and blue raspberry drizzle on the top. And a pot of gold somewhere, we’re sure.
16. Pineapple and Passionfruit
We’d be surprised that something with this electric color is safe to consume, but we did eat a lot of questionable candy in the ’90s. And we turned out just fine! Our third hand helps us get so much done.
17. Neon Rebel
Perhaps the most elaborating drink to ever exist, this stunning Dutch Bros Rebel Secret Menu drink is made with pineapple blended Rebel, watermelon float, and blue raspberry drizzle at the bottom. We can’t prove it, but we’re positive it single handedly fuels all of Pride Month.