We Love Trader Joe’s, But You Should Avoid These 23 Products

It’s no secret that we love Trader Joe’s, but a wise woman once said: Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days. Everybody knows what, what we’re talking about. And it’s the worst foods at Trader Joe’s.

“Salmon-esque” sounds like something their legal team made them use because they tasted it and feared that salmon would be so offended that they would swim upstream.

Normally the frozen food aisle of Trader Joe’s is a haven. But this item is less friend and more pho. It’s even worse than that pun, which is saying a lot.

Trader Joe’s resurrected this product after some poor initial reviews, but it seems that they didn’t fix the main problem: that it’s way too close to pet food.

This bright yellow cheese was overly sweet in a way that had us thinking it probably wanted to strut up to cheesecake saying, “Sweet cheese? Hold my beer."

This product fundamentally changed us. We used to think that chocolate fixed all things. We will ponder our existence with some chocolate that is not mixed with mashed beans.

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