Amazon is typically known as the definitive price-undercutting retailer, but there are a few days every year when they manage to beat their own low prices. In case you miss all their best Black Friday deals, Amazon’s Cyber Monday deals for 2021 will run from Saturday, November 27th through Monday, November 29th.
We, on the other hand, will not be running during that time. That Turkey Trot has us beat. Watching everyone run was exhausting!
This Cyber Monday, you can expect to find great deals on tech, like Roku, Kindle, smart devices like the Alexa, and TVs. Other offers include discounts on pet merchandise, games, fashion and beauty, and even a DNA test. We’ll be taking advantage of that one so we can finally prove that we’re related to Bill Nye. Our scientific aptitude just has to be genetic.
Amazon’s Best Cyber Monday Deals
1. Ring Video Doorbell
The Ring video doorbell is like an expensive peephole for people who have better things to do than stare out theirs all day. Ooh look, a squirrel!
2. RGB and White LED String Lights
These lights are app-controlled and Bluetooth-enabled. Great for TikTok videos and getting all your relatives to make judgy comments about your Christmas tree.
3. WiFi Digital Picture Frame
A WiFi-connected digital picture frame allows you to share photos with your fam from anywhere in the world. Ok, maybe not from that folder.
4. Roku Ultra Streaming Device HD/4K/HDR/Dolby Vision
Using a Roku is one way to combine all your favorite streaming services and shows into one trusty app. Don’t ask us for help, though. We’re already booked all season.
5. Tile Tracker
For the person who is constantly losing their phone, keys, or pet, give them one of these Tile trackers.
6. Pet Monitoring Camera
Speaking of furry animals, get yourself a pet camera with a microphone so you can watch them ignore you as they tear up your new couch.
7. Amazon Smart Plug
If you didn’t know that plugs now work with smart devices, you’re not alone. If you’ve been yelling at your lights thinking you bought stupid ones, you’re also not alone. Sorry, lights. And welcome to the 21st century! Hal, did we get that right?
8. Catan Board Game
Catan — previously known as Settlers of Catan in case you feel like you’re losing your mind — is a strategy game that will simultaneously confuse your friends and make you feel super smart. Or confuse you and make your friends feel super smart. Or confuse everyone and make you all go home feeling like your old lights.
9. Waterproof Camping Tent
This waterproof tent can withstand 30 mph winds and comes in two-person and four-person varieties. And yes, it can be used indoors as a fort. Thanks for asking.
10. Kindle
Books are old news, but reading is not. Well, it is, but it’s also new news. Look just get a Kindle with a built in-front light and read all about it.
11. Cat Tree
We know you’ve been scratching your head, wondering what to get your cat for Christmas. This giant cat tree is the perfect way to entertain your cat for exactly eight days before they become bored of it and go back to playing in the box it came in.
12. Portable Solar Phone Charger
This solar charger has a huge capacity, and it can charge your iPhone up to seven times. Give one to everyone, including your eco-friendly pal who reuses her shower water. We can’t help with that last part.
13. Blue Light Blocking Reading Glasses
We’re not sure how effective blue light glasses really are, but our cursed 20/20 vision never allowed us to hop on board the hipster glasses trend, so we’ll take them.
14. Insignia NS-32DF310NA19 32-inch Smart HD TV
Need a new TV? Just really like random strings of numbers and letters? This 32-inch Smart HD TV by Insignia costs less than your bootcamp membership, and it requires a lot less sweating. Unless you live on the fifth floor.
15. 23andMe Premium Genetic DNA Test
Take the first step to ending up on a Dateline special about how your DNA test led to the identification of the Zodiac Killer. Or, like, find out you’re 3% Italian.
16. SodaStream Terra Sparkling Water Maker
Make your own sparkling water with the SodaStream. You get to choose how bubbly it is, too, like the different levels of you after coffee.
17. Ray-Ban Classic Aviator Sunglasses
These Ray-Ban sunglasses will make you look like Tom Cruise, but without the creepy cult. Or at least not that creepy cult.
18. LEGO Star Wars: The Mandalorian Imperial Armored Marauder
Embrace your inner child with this Star Wars: The Mandalorian LEGO set. Baby Yoda is not included. And not just because your dog ate him.
19. Professional Printing 3D Pen with OLED Display
Bring pretty much anything to life with this 3D printing pen. Oh look, another stick figure!
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