Halloween is almost here, and here some bad vampire puns to get you in the spooky mood. As opposed to the I-ate-too-much-Halloween-Candy-already mood. Three bags a day is fine, right?
These 13 puns got us right in the funny bone
Quick! To the Twitter!
“If Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie why do I spend the holidays hiding in the vents of my workplace?”
From protein balls and beef jerky to roasted chickpeas and fat bombs, we’ve got you covered.
“Can one of the Russians looking through my photos please tell me which ones to use on dating apps? I’m having no luck so far.”
BRB just gonna go hide under a rock for the next few weeks.
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