Which Would You Rather: Thanksgiving Edition

Pumpkin Pie or Pecan Pie? Ham or turkey? This Thanksgiving, put the lame questions aside and use our list of “Would You Rather…?” list instead for this and all future holidays.

We guarantee you’ll learn something more interesting about your cousins than how many degrees they earned this year. (And no, you don’t have to call Cousin Katherine “doctor” just because she got her PhD in philosophy.)

The quiz below is a battle of some of the hottest, cutest, tastiest choices you’ll make this holiday season. So think long and hard, and let us know which you’d rather.

1. Which would you rather take as your Thanksgiving plus one?

This is an epic choice between a tribute to our favorite cuddly, orange-haired animal, who makes the cutest, strangest noises… and a shiba inu.

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2. Who would you rather have save your day?

Captain Planet is gonna lecture you, but at least you won’t destroy his foot if you accidentally step on him.

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3. Who would you rather carry around in your pocket?

Two huge stars, one tough decision. At least one smells like Old Spice.

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4. Which would you rather eat with your loved ones?

Maybe you want to celebrate the television event of 2020. (Yes, Tiger King happened this year.) Or maybe you want to host a holiday bachelorette party with these tasty chicken members, er, fingersthings! No matter what you do, don’t let that Carole Baskin ruin it! (We hear she’s vegan and will definitely pass judgment.)

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5. Which would you rather give as a gift?

These got axed from our annual “Great Gifts for Ugly Babies” guide on account of their being for ages 3 and up only.

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6. Which would you rather look at every day in your living room?

Put either of these on the wall next to your TV and you’re bound to improve your WFH productivity.

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7. Which would you rather have distract you during a driving test?

We have to end with possibly the hardest choice of the batch. So, what’s it going to be? Ryan Gosling or a slice of pumpkin pie?

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Matt Neatock is a digital media developer. His work has appeared on MTV Networks, Fox Sports, and ESPN. When his face isn’t buried in a computer, he likes going to baseball games, taking long walks with his dogs, and perfecting his waffle recipe.

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