Donuts come in a variety of types, so can get them cream-filled, jelly-filled or custard-filled, depending on your fancy. But, best of all, they make for great Instagram photos. So, here’s more than a baker’s dozen of sweet donut jokes for your captions.
Funny Donut Jokes
- Do or donut, there is no try.
- I eat donuts on Sundays because they’re hole-y.
- Donut kill my vibe.
- Glazed and confused.
- Donut be jelly.
- Cruller to be kind.
- I donut want to glaze over the fact that I like you a hole lot.
- Donut rain on my parade.
- Donut worry, be happy!
- Donut stop believing.
- I love hole foods.
- I donut wanna grow up.
Donut Knock-Knock Jokes
Donut ask, it’s a secret!
CI ate your last donut!
Donut forget to close the door!
Justin time to make donuts!
- I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was, “I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.”
- Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.
- “If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.” – Lewis Black
- A person at the store asked me if doughnuts are healthy. I don’t know, but I never met a sick one in my entire life.
- What’s the healthiest part of a donut? The middle.
- What do you get if you plant a dough nut? A dough tree.
- Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
- Why did the baker stop making donuts? He was fed up with the hole business.
- Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow? It always went back four seconds.
- What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial? Anecdoughtal evidence.
- Why do donuts hate puns so much? They donut like to joke around!
- How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jammin’.
- Where was the first donut cooked? In Greece.
- What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
- What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxedoughs!
- Never insult a donut. Some of them have fillings.
- Ever heard of French Donuts? They’re the Beignet of my existence.
- What kind of donut can fly? A plain donut.
- What do you call a cute donut? Adoughrable.
- Found out I can’t have donuts without u. They become don’ts.
- Why did Tiger Woods return the donuts? Because there was a hole in one.
- The optimist sees the donut whole; the pessimist sees the donut hole.
- A sheep, two donuts, and a snake walked into a bar. Bah-Dunk-Dunk, Sssss.
- What’s a basketball player’s favorite donut shop? Dunkin’ Donuts.
- Have you been eating donuts and driving? Your eyes look glazed.
- What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut.
- I was turned away when I tried to order a pie from Yoda’s bakery. “Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
- Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
- You need to understand the difference between want and need. Like I want abs, but I need donuts.
- How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner? Jam-packed!
- I allow myself only one donut per year. This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
- What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!