We love breakfast. We also love puns. Turns out they go together like bacon and eggs. Get ready to enjoy a mouthwatering spread of funny breakfast puns and a buffet of clever culinary wordplay.
Butter up that toast. Fry up that vegan bacon. Grab that mug of coffee that you put in the microwave and forgot about. And make sure to stop by the omelet bar before you leave.
19 Funny Breakfast Puns
1. But first, coffee.
2. The guilt. The shame. The tiny little waffle squares filled with syrup.
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3. TFW you skip breakfast.
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4. Not the most fun you can have in bed, but close.
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5. For when life sucks but at least you have pastry. (And puns.)
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6. This breakfast pun is doggone good.
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7. Just some very French toast.
8. Yogurt: full of tartness and probiotics. Win.
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9. Does this mask filter out coffee breath though?
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10. We’re head over heels for flapjacks.
11. How I like my cereal: classy AF.
12. For when you find that person you love more than waffles (never).
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13. Talk breakfast to me and I’m yours.
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14. This pun made my IQ mushroom.
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15. Proof that breakfast heals all wounds.
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16. I would watch this show but only if they cast Cap’n Crunch as the villain.
17. Elevate your carb game with this postcard.
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18. Stacks on stacks on stacks.
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19. My acting career tanked, but at least I have bacon.
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