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Don’t Waffle on These 19 Breakfast Puns

By Maylin Tu | January 21, 2021 | Updated on May 7, 2021 | Leave a Comment
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Breakfast puns - I love you a waffle lot

We love breakfast. We also love puns. Turns out they go together like bacon and eggs. Get ready to enjoy a mouthwatering spread of funny breakfast puns and a buffet of clever culinary wordplay.

Butter up that toast. Fry up that vegan bacon. Grab that mug of coffee that you put in the microwave and forgot about. And make sure to stop by the omelet bar before you leave.

19 Funny Breakfast Puns

1. But first, coffee.
Breakfast puns - I thought I was strong but you really creamed me

 
2. The guilt. The shame. The tiny little waffle squares filled with syrup.
Breakfast puns - I've done things. Waffle thungs
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3. TFW you skip breakfast.
Breakfast puns - Oh, Crepe
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4. Not the most fun you can have in bed, but close.
Breakfast puns -
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5. For when life sucks but at least you have pastry. (And puns.)
Breakfast puns - Life is pain au Chocolat
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6. This breakfast pun is doggone good.
Breakfast puns - Woofles
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7. Just some very French toast.

Breakfast puns - Beret bread French bread
Illustration by Scott Cassidy

 
8. Yogurt: full of tartness and probiotics. Win.
Breakfast puns - Yogurta be kidding me
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9. Does this mask filter out coffee breath though?
Breakfast puns - Coffee filter mask
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10. We’re head over heels for flapjacks.
Breakfast puns - I flipping love you pancakes

 
11. How I like my cereal: classy AF.

Breakfast puns - Cheerio Chex you later, Cheerios and waffles
Illustration by Christiann MacAuley of Stickycomics.com

 
12. For when you find that person you love more than waffles (never).
Breakfast puns - I love you a waffle lot
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13. Talk breakfast to me and I’m yours.
Breakfast puns - You're my butter half
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14. This pun made my IQ mushroom.
Breakfast puns - Breakfast of Champignons
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15. Proof that breakfast heals all wounds.
Breakfast puns - Omelette that slide
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16. I would watch this show but only if they cast Cap’n Crunch as the villain.
Breakfast puns - Cereal Killers, cereal with weapons

 

17. Elevate your carb game with this postcard.
Breakfast puns - Raise a toast
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18. Stacks on stacks on stacks.
Breakfast puns - Nobody stacks up to you, pancake stack
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19. My acting career tanked, but at least I have bacon.

Breakfast puns - Secret to good acting? You need to bacon vincing and bacon structive
Photo Credit: @theawkwardyeti
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Maylin Tu lives in Los Angeles, CA and identifies as a third culture kid, English major, bike commuter and "Below Deck" superfan. She writes on Mediumand LauraClery.com and previously for SKEW magazine. She dreams of seeing the northern lights (from a boat, natch), traveling the world with her twin sister and one day conquering her irrational fear of mixing prints. Find her on LinkedIn.
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