Crazy as it sounds, these funny horoscopes for May don’t have anything to do with Justin Timberlake.
But these predictions will help you navigate what’s coming your way the last month before summer finally arrives. Because, we love Game of Thrones and all, but we’re really done with winter. And, apparently so is Arya Stark.
Your May 2019 Horoscopes
You’ve always been a bit bull-headed. Unfortunately, this isn’t effective when you’re facing off against an actual bull.
No man is an island, but you’ll make millions when you pitch Hollywood execs on your idea of sending all of your exes to one.
Your dreams will finally come true. The froyo shop finally has peanut butter!
You’re not going to get your way, and that’s why you shouldn’t make lefts from the right lane.
New love could require a leap of faith on your part. Good thing you’ve been practicing your stretches.
Making decisions is not your forte, but this month you have to make an important choice. The more ornate cup is definitely the right one.
Talking a walk can help you clear your head and realize that it’s time for you to move.
Sometimes to find meaning and connection you have to set down your phone and pick up a laptop or tablet.
You’ve always been very intuitive, which is why you don’t have to actually read the article on why the earth is round to make your point.
Someone will spoil your experience of Avengers: Endgame. Do they know how hard it is to get soda out of linen?
Turns out, investing in Pinterest really does pay off. That wedding board you’re never going to use is just perfect.
Assertiveness has always come naturally to you. Do it. Put all the shrimp on your plate.