Crazy as it sounds, these funny horoscopes for May don’t have anything to do with Justin Timberlake.
But these predictions will help you navigate what’s coming your way the last month before summer finally arrives. Because, we love Game of Thrones and all, but we’re really done with winter. And, apparently so is Arya Stark.
Your May 2019 Horoscopes
Taurus
You’ve always been a bit bull-headed. Unfortunately, this isn’t effective when you’re facing off against an actual bull.
Gemini
No man is an island, but you’ll make millions when you pitch Hollywood execs on your idea of sending all of your exes to one.
Cancer
Your dreams will finally come true. The froyo shop finally has peanut butter!
Leo
You’re not going to get your way, and that’s why you shouldn’t make lefts from the right lane.
Virgo
New love could require a leap of faith on your part. Good thing you’ve been practicing your stretches.
Libra
Making decisions is not your forte, but this month you have to make an important choice. The more ornate cup is definitely the right one.
Scorpio
Talking a walk can help you clear your head and realize that it’s time for you to move.
Sagittarius
Sometimes to find meaning and connection you have to set down your phone and pick up a laptop or tablet.
Capricorn
You’ve always been very intuitive, which is why you don’t have to actually read the article on why the earth is round to make your point.
Aquarius
Someone will spoil your experience of Avengers: Endgame. Do they know how hard it is to get soda out of linen?
Pisces
Turns out, investing in Pinterest really does pay off. That wedding board you’re never going to use is just perfect.
Aries
Assertiveness has always come naturally to you. Do it. Put all the shrimp on your plate.
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