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These 15 Pretzel Puns Won’t Make You Salty

By Ashley Hubbard | July 20, 2020 | Leave a Comment
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Pretzel Puns
Pretzel Puns
Pretzel Puns

When the Germans invented pretzels in 610 AD, they created a snack that imitates people. Some are hard, some are soft, most are salty, and when they live in harmony, life is good. They’re all you need, really. That and these pretzel puns.

If soft pretzels are your favorite movie snack or you just really can’t get enough of Oktoberfest, there’s no way you’ll get salty over these Instagram-worthy captions. Especially if you pair them with these Peanut Butter Pretzel Cookies.

 

15 of the Knottiest Pretzel Puns

1. In the words of Thug Life…
Pretzel Puns - Don't Get It Twisted
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2. Such a softie.
Pretzel Puns - Enamel Pins

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3. We love other things too. We just can’t think of them right now.
Pretzel Puns - Twisted Sense of Humor
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4. When you’re feeling a little knotty.
Pretzel Puns - Dipping Sauce
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5. When you need to apologize for your stale attitude.
Pretzel Puns - Sorry I Was Salty
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6. Don’t worry. 30 is still totally fresh… ish?
Pretzel Puns - You're Knot That Old
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7. And carbs.

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8. You’ve got our emotions all twisted up.
Pretzel Puns - I'm Knots About You
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9. When you want to start a game of Twister.
Pretzel Puns - Let's Get Knotty
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10. Maybe we should try yoga after all.
Pretzel Puns - Knot Kidding
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11. You Down with S-A-L-T? (Yeah, You Know Me!)
Pretzel Puns - Knotty By Nature
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12. True love.
Pretzel Puns - Knot Kidding
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13. It’s time to replace the donut wall trend with a pretzel bar.
Pretzel Puns - Congrats on Tying the Knot
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14. Seriously. No cap.
Pretzel Puns - Twisted Up Inside
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15. We want to be it!

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Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard is a vegan travel writer and photographer. She travels the world showcasing the best responsible methods of travel on her blog, Wild Hearted. When she is not traveling or writing, Ashley can be found hiking, exploring the corners of Nashville, or buying yet another houseplant. Follow her on Instagram or Twitter!
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