search instagram twitter facebook pinterest chevron-right chevron-left email menu cross
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to menu-404 navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • Skip to footer

Let's Eat Cake

Let's Eat Cake is the lifestyle site for Millennial women. We’re your source for lifestyle, entertainment, fashion, beauty, jokes, puns, and baking recipes.

  • Lifestyle
  • Food + Drink
  • Funny
  • Recipes
  • Entertainment
  • Travel
  • Contact
  • About
  • Subscribe
  • Privacy
  • Terms
  • Advertise
© 2022 Let's Eat Cake
  • Food + Drink
  • Funny
  • Lifestyle
  • Recipes
Home » Lifestyle » Entertainment

Inspirational Quotes from Thoren Bradley, TikTok’s Hot Wood Chopping Guy

By Hannah Rex | April 7, 2022 | Leave a Comment
This post may contain affiliate links that we collect a share of sales from. Click here for more details.
133 shares
Thoren Bradley Chopping Wood Guy - suspenders
Thoren Bradley Chopping Wood Guy - in snow
Thoren Bradley Chopping Wood Guy - surfing
Thoren Bradley Chopping Wood Guy - mirror picture
Thoren Bradley Chopping Wood Guy - back muscles
Thoren Bradley Chopping Wood Guy - laying in bed
Thoren Bradley Chopping Wood Guy - in woods
Thoren Bradley Chopping Wood Guy - kneeling with glasses
Thoren Bradley Chopping Wood Guy - standing outside
Thoren Bradley Chopping Wood Guy - walking in gym

The Internet can lead you to some scary places. First you’re looking at Oreo flavors, and next you’re looking at Cookie Monster erotica. But sometimes these Internet adventures take a surprising turn, as you go from watching a smoking hot guy chopping wood, to having your mind blown with profound life advice.

This sexy lumberjack isn’t some made up example. We’re specifically talking about  Thoren “Thor” Bradley. The Northern Californian’s videos of him demolishing large chunks of wood have gone viral on TikTok and Instagram. And not just because people are interested in how firewood gets made.
Thoren Bradley Chopping Wood Guy - kneeling with glasses

 

We honestly can’t do this justice with words.

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Thoren “Thor” Bradley (@bradley.thor)

We’re pretty sure Google would ding our website if we started writing down our stream of consciousness while watching these videos. But Thoren, you can chop our wood any day, any time.

You could send us a text at 2am and we sprint faster than Sha’Carri Richardson to get suffocated by those big arms. You could wrap those calloused hands around our…yeah okay we gotta stop it here.

Thoren Bradley Chopping Wood Guy - standing outside
Photo Credit: @bradley.thor

But let’s not reduce our future baby daddy to just his looks. He’s an entrepreneur with his own fitness app and a way with words.

Although his hands are rough and toughened, his writing is smooth and poetic. He has inspiring fitness mantras, tips to live your happiest life, and advice on how to build meaningful relationships in the world. No, really. Read his captions.

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Thoren “Thor” Bradley (@bradley.thor)

He’s clearly got brains and brawn. And we’ve got a hoard of butterflies in our stomach. Or some other feeling.

So at a time where a writer is at a loss for words, we’ll let Thoren take it from here with his best tweets and many, many, many photos. Sure, these technically are safe for work. But do yourself a favor and enjoy them…somewhere else.

 

Life Lessons From a Hot Guy Who Splits Wood: The Best of Thoren Bradley

1. Of course we’re looking at his eyes.

Thoren Bradley Chopping Wood Guy - in woods

 

2. We can bet he’s not into things that are vanilla.

Stop matching energy, that way leads to a lot of vanilla interaction. Bring the fucking heat, the ones who can’t keep up…they’ll let you know, and you’ll never have to wonder if it was you.

— Thoren Bradley (@ThorenBradley) February 7, 2022

 

3. We never knew we were attracted to armpits until now.

Thoren Bradley Chopping Wood Guy - mirror picture

 

4. We’re positive this relationship is for the better.

By definition, a parasite and it’s host have a relationship. So this is a reminder, the sole pursuit of the longevity of a relationship is not the goal. Lots of horrible things last. Make sure it’s actually for better.

— Thoren Bradley (@ThorenBradley) December 23, 2021


 

5. Can every day be hump day?

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Thoren “Thor” Bradley (@bradley.thor)

 

6. Oh we’re enjoying this Monday, alright.

At some point. We’re going to have to fucking figure out, it’s not all about making it through another Monday. It’s about enjoying another Monday. And until we collectively get there, it will remain an uphill battle.

— Thoren Bradley (@ThorenBradley) December 17, 2021

 

7. Yep. That view will do, too.

Thoren Bradley Chopping Wood Guy - back muscles

 

8. Did you say role playing?

It’s ok to eat vegan most of the time and also eat eggs. It’s ok to agree with a concept from a political party you don’t identify with. Some of y’all have really polarized the human right out of your soul, all for the sake of playing a role. A role for a movie nobody is watching

— Thoren Bradley (@ThorenBradley) November 18, 2021

 

9. Um.

Thoren Bradley Chopping Wood Guy - walking in gym

 

10. Um, Part 2.

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Thoren “Thor” Bradley (@bradley.thor)

 

11. It’s safe to say Thoren knows how to make a lasting impression.

Build a Six pack, best personality, glowing skin with a great sense of humor. You’ll still be quite easy to replace. We all are. It’s only your presence.. burnt into somebody’s lasting thoughts that’ll hold up as irreplaceable. Sooo…You’re going to have to show up for that.

— Thoren Bradley (@ThorenBradley) April 5, 2021

 

12. Cause of death: that smirk.

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Thoren “Thor” Bradley (@bradley.thor)

 

13. Doing more work with one tweet than five years of therapy.

You may be scared to open up, I get it. But if you continue to hide bits of yourself in fear of getting hurt. You’ll live surrounded by relationships that don’t reflect the YOU part.

— Thoren Bradley (@ThorenBradley) September 20, 2021

 

14. That transition though…

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Thoren “Thor” Bradley (@bradley.thor)

 

15. Petition to change official the spelling of “juicy” to “joocy.”

If your transformation pic shows you with a newly formed joocy butt…but you didn’t spend any time working on your spirit or assessing your emotional needs. Honestly, you may have the before and after pictures backwards.

— Thoren Bradley (@ThorenBradley) February 25, 2021

 

16. Done, dead, and melted into the bed.

THE CHOPPING WOOD GUY TOO?! no i’m done bro. pic.twitter.com/2F2mSHVvtZ

— ✧ sam ✧ ❹❹❹ | first class (@babyxsam) April 6, 2022

 

17. Get yourself a man who hates plans as much as you.

Remember. Not wanting to do something IS your reason for not doing something. Deeper explanation is simply a courtesy.

— Thoren Bradley (@ThorenBradley) August 1, 2021

 

18. From the woods to the beach, he can do no wrong. Unless, like…he wants to?

Thoren Bradley Chopping Wood Guy - surfing

 

19. Why are we crying at the vibrator store right now?

How about this? Forgiveness. But like, on your own timeline. Try that. Their hasty and poor decision making, doesn’t require you to go through your own process faster. Breathe your way through it.

— Thoren Bradley (@ThorenBradley) March 26, 2021

 

20. We can literally see the snow melting from all the heat in this photo.

Thoren Bradley Chopping Wood Guy - in snow

 

21. You need bricks? We’ve got bricks.

Saying something and having something to say…are both very different things. Look for more people who are interested in adding more bricks to their foundation of knowledge….versus the people who want to continuously throw their only brick through the windows of others.

— Thoren Bradley (@ThorenBradley) July 2, 2021

 

22. The view that will get us through the day.

Thoren Bradley Chopping Wood Guy - laying in bed

 

23. We officially have a thing for lumberjacks.

Thoren Bradley Chopping Wood Guy - suspenders

  • Author
  • Recent Posts
Hannah Rex
Hannah Rex
Hannah Rex is a true renaissance women in that she loves half marathons and inverted yoga poses just as much as she enjoys copious amounts of wine and pizza. Her years of living in L.A. led her to try hip trends like kombucha, blonde hair dye, and aggressive driving, while making her so soft that she immediately gets frostbite anytime the temperature drops below 70 degrees. She has experience as a writer and editor for sites like Beachbody, Openfit, Let's Eat Cake, and is also an RYT 200. Follow her on Instagram @hannah_rex for an unrealistic portrayal of her very average life.
Hannah Rex
Latest posts by Hannah Rex (see all)
  • Only True Swifties Will Love These Taylor Swift Memes - May 19, 2022
  • These She-Hulk Trailer Memes Are Almost As Funny As the CGI Looks - May 18, 2022
  • The Best Trader Joes Memes About the Best Grocery Store on the Planet - May 9, 2022
As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. This post may contain affiliate links from Amazon and other sites that we collect a share of sales from.
133 shares

Read This Next

Guys With Nose Piercings Are Hot, And Here Are 15 Men to Prove It

Guys With Nose Piercings Are Hot, And Here Are 15 Men to Prove It

Just 17 Hot Tom Ellis GIFs Because the Final Season of Lucifer is Here

Just 17 Hot Tom Ellis GIFs Because the Final Season of Lucifer is Here

So Chris Evans Leaked His Own Nudes, And Of Course Twitter Had a Field Day

So Chris Evans Leaked His Own Nudes, And Of Course Twitter Had a Field Day

10 Andrew Scott GIFs So Hot You’ll Need to Go to Confession

10 Andrew Scott GIFs So Hot You’ll Need to Go to Confession

Reader Interactions

Leave a Comment Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published.

Primary Sidebar

Trending Now

  • Starbucks Summer Cups Starbucks Cups and Tumblers for Summer 2022 Are Here
  • Funny Memes The 42 Funniest Memes in The History of the Internet
  • Bourbon Brands 25 Bourbon Brands Ranked Worst to Best

Footer

  • Categories
  • Food + Drink
  • Funny
  • Travel
  • Lifestyle
  • Recipes
  • More
  • About
  • Contact
  • Press
  • Advertise
  • Web Stories
© 2016–2022 Let's Eat Cake
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of Service
133 shares