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Get into The Spirit with These 29 Alcohol Puns

By Ashley Hubbard | July 14, 2020 | Updated on September 23, 2020 | Leave a Comment
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Do you think alcohol makes you funnier? We’ll let your drinking buddies decide that but alcohol definitely makes for some great wordplay. Whether you prefer a beer with friends, seek out the fanciest cocktail, or end your night with a glass of wine, you’ll appreciate these alcohol puns.

So BYOA (bring your own alcohol), pull up a chair, and check out this smooth wordplay. Next time you snap a photo of your drink (you know you do), you’ll be Instagram caption ready!

29 Intoxicating Alcohol Puns

1. Let’s cut to the chase.
Alcohol Puns - dirty martini
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2. Come here often?
Alcohol Puns - you're neat
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3. A few of these and we’ll be singing Springsteen all night long.
Alcohol Puns - born to rum
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4. Some advice I can get behind.
Alcohol Puns - rose
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5. A cocktail with a literary twist.
Alcohol Puns - tequila mockingbird

 

6. This seems like something Freud would do.
Alcohol Puns - wine opener
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7. This is one workout we’ll be sure to show up to.
Alcohol Puns - gin membership
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8. Can Riesling be the reason?

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9. 2020 vibes.

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10. This is how I’ll be greeting people from now on.
Alcohol Puns - you had me at merlot

 

11. Or Jane. I guess Jane works too.
Alcohol Puns - old fashioned
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12. Patrón is my patronus.
Alcohol Puns - harry potter

 

13. Break out your best Tom Cruise impression. 
Alcohol Puns - whiskey business
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14. And Jack Sparrow as a drinking buddy. Not too much to ask. 
Alcohol Puns - girls just want to have rum

 

15. Mo’ money, mo’ mojitos? 
Alcohol Puns - mojitos
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16. Yeah we’re gonna have to cap your Zombie cocktail limit at two.
Alcohol Puns - rum sign
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17. Don’t forget the coconut water for the morning.
Alcohol Puns - tequila shots
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18. New drinking game – drink it before the cat knocks it off the table.
Alcohol Puns - Cat
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19. Start your birthday off on the right cocktail.
Alcohol Puns - Bloody Mary Birthday
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20. A statement pin for that hair of the dog brunch.
Alcohol Puns - Bloody Mary Pin
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21. With friends like these, what could go wrong?
Alcohol Puns - Happy Spirits
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22. A koal-ity pun.

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22. ♪ Here I am ♪
Alcohol Puns - Hurricane
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23. Like saying yes to one more White Claw.
Alcohol Puns - pour decisions

 

24. These cocktails sure are salty.
Alcohol Puns - Cocktails

 

25. Vermouth is our safe word.
Alcohol Puns - Talk Dirty to Me Martini
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26. You know what they say – you can’t pour from an empty cup…

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27. New religion, who dis?
Alcohol Puns - Holy Spirit
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28. This beer’s for you.
Alcohol Puns - Budweiser Beer
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29. It’s true.
Alcohol Puns - Bloody Mary
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Original illustrations by Joe Oliver.

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Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard is a freelance writer and creator. As a Let's Eat Cake contributor, she covers all things related to Starbucks, nails, entertainment news, pop culture trends, and more. Additionally, she regularly writes interview-based celebrity stories for Coping with Cancer magazine and has written for other publications, including Roadtrippers, Greatist, and Healthline. She has also been featured by Impact Travel Alliance as a creative who is transforming travel, and by Matador Network as a vegan travel blogger you should be following on Instagram. 

Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted. 

When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
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