We got some insider information you like fall, so we thought we’d pick you some apple puns!
Now that the days are getting cooler and shorter, you’ve broken out the flannel (even if it’s just in Animal Crossing), and you’re ready for fall festivities, you need something for those Instagram captions! We aren’t shy about our love of pumpkins, but we also know they sometimes overshadow the other autumn MVP (most valuable plant): apples.
We’ve already picked all the best apple puns so you can head straight to the orchard (or the front door where you’re groceries have been delivered, no judgment).
Try Picking Your Favorite From These Apple Puns
1. Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man er cider man. We’d sign up for either service.
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2. This must be that one bad apple we hear so much about.
3. A mug for when you just can’t…
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4. They fell for each other.
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5. An even more endearing compliment in our opinion.
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6. The song we sing when we’re failing to resist another Pumpkin Spice Latte.
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7. Think this is the year she’ll finally give you that family recipe?
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8. We all know the crust is where it’s at.
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9. Even if you’re rotten.
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10. Those tart apples are something else…
11. Just making room for more pie.
Illustration by Phil Jones.
12. A great gift for teachers. And tastier than a red delicious.
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13. Is it bad that we buy Apple products for the puns?
14. It’s a much easier task with cider in hand
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15. Does an apple a day keeps the dad jokes away?
We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the…
Minneapolis.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) September 12, 2019
16. Us talking to our produce at the store again.
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17. Stop, collaborate, and listen.
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Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted.
When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
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