These 21 Avocado Puns Will Guac Your World

We love avocados. Even if picking the perfect one and timing when to eat it is almost harder than figuring out the top of the bull market.

Still, avocados are a delicious superfood that go well in everything from “never gonna afford a house” avocado toast to “sorta kinda healthy” avocado chocolate fat bombs. The lumpy dark green fruits also make for some pretty fantastic wordplay, so here are some funny avocado puns.

21 Perfectly Ripe Avocado Puns

1. Proof that meditation makes you feel lighter.

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2. “It’s just $2.”

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3. This is our kind of workout.

 

4. Better hurry. You know that’ll change in .07361 seconds.

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5. Whoa!

 

6. You’re over the line.

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7. Is that you eyeing our guac?

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8. And yet, you can’t get enough.

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9. Best Mother’s Day card ever.

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10. Guac is our muse too.

11. 5am counts.

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12. Yeah, Mr. Mole? It’s all yours now.

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13. Partners who guac together, stay together. 

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14. Cheers to Australia, the country that invented avocado toast.

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15. Us, when someone says they don’t like avocados.

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16. When you’re ready to level up to more intense spells.

17. Our mood before coffee.

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18. Tis true.

19. Get it? Because you’re smashing!

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20. Looking for those rock hard abs.

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21. Not gonna lie, it’s going better than we imagined.

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Ashley Hubbard

Ashley Hubbard is a freelance writer and creator. As a Let's Eat Cake contributor, she covers all things related to Starbucks, nails, entertainment news, pop culture trends, and more. Additionally, she regularly writes interview-based celebrity stories for Coping with Cancer magazine and has written for other publications, including Roadtrippers, Greatist, and Healthline. She has also been featured by Impact Travel Alliance as a creative who is transforming travel, and by Matador Network as a vegan travel blogger you should be following on Instagram. 

Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted. 

When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn

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