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These 21 Avocado Puns Will Guac Your World

By Ashley Hubbard | February 22, 2021 | Leave a Comment
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Avocado Puns - Guac Me Amadeus
Avocado Puns - Guac Bottom
Avocado Puns - Hardcore
Avocado Toast Illustration
You've Guac to Be Kidding Me
Avocado Puns - Kiss My Hass
Avocado Toast Toasting
You Guac My World
Avocado Puns - Devil's Advocate
Avocado Smiling - I know I'm Extra
Avocardio

We love avocados. Even if picking the perfect one and timing when to eat it is almost harder than figuring out the top of the bull market.

Still, avocados are a delicious superfood that go well in everything from “never gonna afford a house” avocado toast to “sorta kinda healthy” avocado chocolate fat bombs. The lumpy dark green fruits also make for some pretty fantastic wordplay, so here are some funny avocado puns.

 

21 Perfectly Ripe Avocado Puns

1. Proof that meditation makes you feel lighter.
Avocado Puns - Meditation
Available on Etsy.
 

2. “It’s just $2.”
Avocado Puns - Devil's Advocate
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3. This is our kind of workout.
Avocardio
 

4. Better hurry. You know that’ll change in .07361 seconds.
Avocado Puns - Time is Ripe
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5. Whoa!
Avocado Puns - Hardcore
 

6. You’re over the line.
Bowling Avocados
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7. Is that you eyeing our guac?
Avocadon't
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8. And yet, you can’t get enough.
Avocado Smiling - I know I'm Extra
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9. Best Mother’s Day card ever.
One Bad Hass Mother
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10. Guac is our muse too.
Avocado Puns - Guac Me Amadeus

 

11. 5am counts.
Guac and Spoon
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12. Yeah, Mr. Mole? It’s all yours now.
Mole in Guacamole
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13. Partners who guac together, stay together. 
You Guac My World
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14. Cheers to Australia, the country that invented avocado toast.
Avocado Toast Toasting
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15. Us, when someone says they don’t like avocados.
You've Guac to Be Kidding Me
Available at Look Human.

 

16. When you’re ready to level up to more intense spells.

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17. Our mood before coffee.
Avocado Puns - Kiss My Hass
Available at Look Human.

 

18. Tis true.
Avocado Toast Illustration

 

19. Get it? Because you’re smashing!
Avocado Puns - Toast
Available on Etsy.

 

20. Looking for those rock hard abs.
Avocado Puns - Working On My Core
Available at Redbubble.

 

21. Not gonna lie, it’s going better than we imagined.
Avocado Puns - Guac Bottom

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Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard is a freelance writer and creator. As a Let's Eat Cake contributor, she covers all things related to Starbucks, nails, entertainment news, pop culture trends, and more. Additionally, she regularly writes interview-based celebrity stories for Coping with Cancer magazine and has written for other publications, including Roadtrippers, Greatist, and Healthline. She has also been featured by Impact Travel Alliance as a creative who is transforming travel, and by Matador Network as a vegan travel blogger you should be following on Instagram. 

Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted. 

When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
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