We love avocados. Even if picking the perfect one and timing when to eat it is almost harder than figuring out the top of the bull market.
Still, avocados are a delicious superfood that go well in everything from “never gonna afford a house” avocado toast to “sorta kinda healthy” avocado chocolate fat bombs. The lumpy dark green fruits also make for some pretty fantastic wordplay, so here are some funny avocado puns.
21 Perfectly Ripe Avocado Puns
1. Proof that meditation makes you feel lighter.
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2. “It’s just $2.”
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3. This is our kind of workout.
4. Better hurry. You know thatβll change in .07361 seconds.
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5. Whoa!
6. You’re over the line.
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7. Is that you eyeing our guac?
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8. And yet, you can’t get enough.
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9. Best Mother’s Day card ever.
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10. Guac is our muse too.
11. 5am counts.
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12. Yeah, Mr. Mole? It’s all yours now.
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13. Partners who guac together, stay together.
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14. Cheers to Australia, the country that invented avocado toast.
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15. Us, when someone says they donβt like avocados.
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16. When youβre ready to level up to more intense spells.
17. Our mood before coffee.
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18. Tis true.
19. Get it? Because youβre smashing!
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20. Looking for those rock hard abs.
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21. Not gonna lie, it’s going better than we imagined.
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