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20 Sweet Chocolate Puns That’ll Make You Melt

By Ashley Hubbard | February 4, 2021 | Leave a Comment
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Hot Chocolate Puns - belated birthday
Hot Chocolate Puns - love you choco lot
Hot Chocolate Puns - kinder girl
Hot Chocolate Puns - marshmallow
Hot Chocolate Puns - your kiss
Hot Chocolate Puns - choc full of fun
Hot Chocolate Puns - make me melt

Chocolate is considered a major food group here at Let’s Eat Cake. And, no matter how you prefer your chocolate – white, milk, ruby, or bitter and dark like your soul – these are some funny chocolate puns that anyone can appreciate.

We are in firm agreement that chocolate and humor are two of the best things the world has to offer. So, take a bite out of this delicious wordplay and if your sweet tooth isn’t quite satisfied, we’ve got cupcake and cookie puns to delight your Instagram captions too.

 

20 Chocolate Puns

1. As much as chocolate, perhaps. 

Chocolate Puns - love you choco lot
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2. We’re also sorry the chocolate is half-eaten. 

Chocolate Puns - belated birthday
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3. We’re totally the “you made a really awesome kid” kid.

Chocolate Puns - complimentary chocolate

 

4. You’re too sweet.

Chocolate Puns - melting candy bar
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5. Break us off a piece of that Kit Kat bar.

Chocolate Puns - take a break
Illustration by: Positivity Puns

 

6. This week we learned that crocodiles also enjoy hot chocolate.

Chocolate Puns - Hot Chocolate Crocodile
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7. Unless you’re bringing us hot chocolate (or pancakes) don’t wake us before 10 am, please.

Chocolate Puns - Hot Chocolate Cocoa Mug
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8. Hot chocolate bombs done in style.

Chocolate Puns - Chocolate Bath
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9. They’re always mocking us.

Chocolate Puns - Snickers

 

10. The right kind of trouble.

Chocolate Puns - Truffles

 

11. You are what you eat?

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12. We would also like to get chip faced.

Chocolate Puns - Cat Holding Chocolate Chip Cookies
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13. Living up to their names.

Chocolate Puns - Butterfingers

 

14. The cutest little mousse cups we’ve ever seen. 

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15. Wait, this is where milkshakes come from? We’re so confused.

Chocolate Puns - milkshake
Illustration by Brainless Tales

 

16. Don’t show up to the party without the chocolate!

Chocolate Puns - candy bar
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17. We prefer a mixture of hugs and kisses, but we won’t be picky.

Chocolate Puns - Hershey's Kiss
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18. Dark humor is our favorite.

Chocolate Puns - hot chocolate marshmallow
Illustration by Brainless Tales

 

19. Do you come here often?

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20. Is this a scratch and sniff card? Because that’s an untapped market.

Chocolate Puns - kinder girl

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Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard is a vegan travel writer and photographer. She travels the world showcasing the best responsible methods of travel on her blog, Wild Hearted. When she is not traveling or writing, Ashley can be found hiking, exploring the corners of Nashville, or buying yet another houseplant. Follow her on Instagram or Twitter!
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